Who should replace Scott McClellan?

[zulchzulu]

Tony Snow is rumored to be a replacement. Perhaps the Repugs need to look at Hollywood or a list of Repug celebrities who have stated publically that they are Repug Kool-Aid drinkers.

Who would they choose?

[spindrifter]

1. Tony Soprano

[eleny]

2. Other

The twins.

[WI_DEM]

3. Ben Stein

It would be hilarious watching him brief the press in that monotone of his--repeating over and over "I cannot comment on an on-going investigation" or "the president has complete faith in Secretary Rumsfeld."

[zulchzulu]

5. That should be suggested to the Repugs....

Good choice! What a whiney dweeb...

[saltpoint]

4. Judge Roy Moore. The recent polls show him getting buried alive in

Alabama's governor's race, and so he'll be in the market soon anyway.

And it would be entertaining to hear a raving lunatic fundie nutcase throw a Biblical spin on press questions.

It would set fundamentalism back so far it would begin to reflect the time it actually does reflect -- the Dark Ages.

[BIgJohn83]

6. Da Guv-uh-na of Ga-lee-fornia...n/t

[goclark]

7. His two air head daughters

two for one and just like their daddy.

[Warpy]

8. Any tobacco company exec or lawyer will do

After all, they are looking for a rabid loyalist and a pathological liar all rolled up and stuffed into one suit.

[Notoverit]

9. Joe Isuzu. Or Lionel Hutz from the Simpsosn. Of Lowitz's "That's the

ticket" character

[zulchzulu]

15. I like that direction...how about Joe Camel...

[RedEarth]

10. "Bagdad Bob"

[Zen Democrat]

11. Take Grace Slick off your list.

She gets tagged as a Republican by people who don't understand the radical humor of her remark to Ben Stein that she's a life-long Republican. If you don't see the sarcasm in that remark, you don't know Slick.

She's an PETA activist, by the way.

[zulchzulu]

17. Hey, I was surprised too...

Grace Slick, singer. "I am a life-long Republican." interview, "Turn Ben Stein On", Comedy Central, 1999?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Republican_celebrities

[badgerpup]

12. Other...

Britney Spears.
But then, I am sick and twisted. :evilgrin:

[YDogg]

13. My left nut. Or should that be my *right* nut?

[electropop]

14. I'd probably watch more of the briefings if Shannen Doherty did them.

Easy on the eyes, and she's not very good at keeping her cool. Explosions are fun.

[Zen Democrat]

16. Isn't Dennis Miller looking for a job now?

[zulchzulu]

18. Have Dennis apply and then turn him down...

...just so he gets more depressed...

Imagine his twisted analogies to the usual response. Hmmm, it could be his perfect gig.

[Imagine My Surprise]

19. Charles Nelson Reilly

[NoAmericanTaliban]

20. Ronald McDonald

[UrbScotty]

21. Mary Carey - to see the reactions on Free Republic (nt)

[NoPasaran]

22. A pinata

That's what Scotty's been reminding me of lately anyway.

[reprehensor]

23. Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

Q: How could you ever tell if Barney is lying to you?

A: You cannot!

The Purple Poker-Face always wins!

[zulchzulu]

24. Barney should take over Rummy's gig

He would make more sense.

[Lefty48197]

25. Donald Rumsfeld.

Or better yet, let's see Dumbyah act as his own press secretary.

[IowaGuy]

26. Baghdad Bob...

[ruggerson]

27. Triumph the insult comic dog n/t

[lutefisk]

28. Bill O'Reilly.....n/t

[WildEyedLiberal]

29. The fact that Kelsey Grammar is a repug makes me die a little inside

I LOVED Frasier so much. How can Grammar be a repug?? :cry:

[zulchzulu]

30. I think he got suckered into the Raygun Facade and never came back

Some people join the Repugs like it's a country club membership...or a sports team...they never can seem to let it go and see what is really happening.

http://www.chronwatch.com/content/contentDisplay.asp?aid=3268

[high density]

31. Pat Boone

That would be amusing.

[TankLV]

32. A "pull string" talking doll with pre-recorded comments.

It would be just as good as the last asswipe.

Or a naked male model/porn star - it would give us a reason to watch.

No - wait - how 'bout a pair of naked male+female models/pornstars! Double the enjoyment!

[BigYawn]

33. Tony Snow, formaerly of Faux news

[Sparkly]

34. I gotta go with "Baghdad Bob". nt

[peacetheonlyway]

35. Here is my list of Replacements

Archie Bunker "aw Bushie, why'd you have to go and do that?"
Ray Ramano "Gee Ma, do I hafta?"
Wicked Witch of the East "I'll get you and you're little pretty too"
Darth Maul "I can neither confirm nor deny that planet's destruction"
Tony Blair "We don't want to send a weak message, I mean isn't global thermonuclear annihilation kinda fun?"
Dr. Phil "Now, press corp, you shouldn't oughta be so harsh on Bush, afterall, he's cut down his cocaine problem to a mild drinking problem and for that we should at least be proud"

[IndianaGreen]

36. Charlie MacCarthy

Charlie is on the left
Edgar Bergen is on the right

[itcfish]

37. Pee Wee Herman

would be just as credible as Scotty Doo

[IDemo]

38. Jon Lovitz, as SNL's Pathological Liar

Things are going better in Iraq every day. Yeah...that's the ticket!

[suegeo]

39. I pick OTHER: The AFLAC SpokesDuck