Hate Gays, Control Women and Protect the Flag

[BOSSHOG]

The republican election agenda for 2006. Lock up the red state male vote, "conservative" guys so insecure in their sexuality they have to act macho. Lock up the religiously insane vote by forcing big government on the lives of women and by god, don't let anyone burn the flag while "conservatives" go merrily on their way raping and pillaging the constitution. Who says "conservatives" don't have ideas?

[underpants]

1. Take America back to the 50's

They ran that tag line out for a while back in the 80's but dropped it after they realized that not everyone thought their position in the 50's was all that peachy keen.

You forgot immigration. This is a HUGE issue for them even though the sheeple are being stirred up to LOCK THEM OUT (Build a wall) while W has a triangulated message to try to bring in the Latino vote and big bidness wants all the cheap labor we can fit onto the side of the road or outside the rendering plant.

Okay we need a rhyme to some all this up

:think:

[BOSSHOG]

2. Protect the flag, hate the fag, control the nag

CANT. STOP. SELF.

[mopinko]

3. "when fascism comes to america, it will have a

bible in one hand and a flag in the other."
sinclair lewis.
which is to say, this shit is no mystery. it has happened over and over. pnac- same as the old century, war, oppresion, genocide. money.

[yurbud]

4. you forget keep the blacks (and/or illegal immigrants) in their place

or to continue in your poetic vein, "Hold the Blacks Back."

[BOSSHOG]

5. If the citizen is black, he must be held back

Those wacky "conservatives" are just loaded with good ideas.

[yurbud]

6. we could write campaign commercials for this guy, problem is, we would

mean them as satire, but he could run them straight.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Bow down to the Almighty Corporation

Ye shall keep no gods besides Plunder

[Doctor_J]

8. that's enough to garner 40% of the vote or so

now add in tax breaks for the super-rich and border security and the GOP is still in charge. Life only looks complicated - electoral ppolitics is really pretty simple.

[yurbud]

9. "...and a sniper scope for every Minute Man on the border..."