First a minor shooting accident, now a minor heart attack

[59millionmorons]

Well first we were told it was a minor shooting, turns out this guy was shot up so bad he had a heart attack. By the way there is no such thing as a minor heart attack. It's time for the media to revolt.

[Wheezy]

1. Next thing you know...

sex with a minor.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Soon to be followed by ...

... a minor death, with an ensuing minor burial.

[dflprincess]

10. Letterman made some crack last night that they should have

dug a shallow grave and left him there.

[TygrBright]

Nonsense! Don't you know that...

...we're having a few minor problems with the reconstruction of Iraq?

And that there are a few minor issues connected with a very minor lobbyist named something like, um... Abromowitz or something like that?

It's all very minor.

dismissively,
Bright

[MadMaddie]

8. Now don't forget that minor storm we had in the gulf...

And the minor impact it had on the residents of the gulf coast!:sarcasm:

My 300th post!! Cool!!

[endarkenment]

3. Just checked over at the media:

they are indeed revolting. Not however in the sense that you mean, more like 'my kids are revolting'.


Comical Alley will swallow this round of birdshot bullshit too.

[BOSSHOG]

4. As opposed to a major blowjob

and a major blue dress stain. Great Point.

Agreed. I can not believe a 78 year old has a "minor" attack.

[longship]

5. What if the guy dies.

They'll spin it as a "minor death" and blame the doctors.

If this outfit isn't the most Orwellian administration...

[AzDar]

6. What I found most interesting was that in one of the blurbs about the

old guy's heart attack (or,uhh..."incident"), was that White House doctors were still involved in his treatment.
Why would they be, anyone know?

[notadmblnd]

7. they probably got the old guy on life support

and won't pull the plug for fear cheney willb e charged with negligent homicide. course, I could be wrong.. but it wouldn;t surprise me at all.

[NanceGreggs]

11. That's my theory, too.

But it's a one-year limitation period in Texas. So imagine if the family wants to pull the plug within the next few months. It will be the Terry Schiavo case all over again - but this time, the Repubs will KNOW they're already on the losing side of that battle with the public.

Oh, the irony!!!!

[Neil Lisst]

9. This guy took 50 pellets, and they embedded, that means ...

Up close, because it had to get through a lot of clothing and skin to go that deep.

I'll say it again. Under 30 feet.

[newblewtoo]

12. Under 30 feet ... more like

6 feet under. A little touch of lead a little touch of dead.