Heads up, media watchers! Missing blonde

[Warpy]

A family's tragedy is about to go national. A young woman in Orlando with blonde hair and a very photogenic smile has gone missing and has been missing for four days. This is about the length of time it's taken Pox and Certainly Not News to pick up on other young, photogenic missing women.

While giving a family wider notice to find their missing daughter is a good thing, we all know that Rove has been hoping for another one of these to happen so he can take the heat off Scalito.

I hope this young woman is found safe and well, holed up in a hotel on a Caribbean island with her new husband after an elopement. However, I'm issuing a heads up for all media watchers because we all know what's coming next.

[KitchenWitch]

1. my eyes just rolled out of my head

Is there nothing this administration will not exploit to keep the heat off their own asses?

[Warpy]

2. Put 'em back in, they haven't done it yet

But if they don't find her or her remains today, we all know it'll be coming by Monday, at the latest.

[KitchenWitch]

4. Yeah, I know

It is a good thing I learned how to put my eyes back in back in December of 2000. I have had to do it a lot!

:grr:

[ClintonTyree]

3. Well, it's the weekend..........

news will be slow anyway. The cable TV networks must hate when this stuff happens on the weekend. It limits the amount of bush scandals they can bury.
I really do hope nothing bad has befallen the woman, but is this REALLY national news? Yeah, I guess Arron Brown answered that question in his speech the other day. The average cable news viewer is an idiot with no interest in news, just sensationalism.

[wakeme2008]

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[ticapnews]

7. Here it comes

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=24492

http://cfn13.com/StoryHeadline.aspx?id=12868

These are among the 17 stories already available through a quick Google News search...

[Chipper Chat]

8. It's all over the local Orlando TV stations.

Hey Alabama - how 'bout a boycott of Florida!!

[Skink]

9. Let me guess she's on a cruise.

[fknobbit]

10. News????

Yep that story and Opra having locked jaws over James Frey talking about cellulites on her ass, or something equally insipid, will dominate this weeks news while shit-head and co will continue looting and pillaging unchallenged, by all but Helen Thomas.

[No Exit]

11. Hey... now, just a minute, there...

They're not all blond! Don't you remember "Summer of Chandra"? (Yes, one of the cable news stations, I think it was Faux, actually used that catch-phrase to promote the story.) Chandra Levy was a brunette, I'll have you know! And, hey, so was Laci Peterson!

See? That proves that the coverage is balanced!:)

[meganmonkey]

13. Yeah, but Lacey was preggers

Wasn't she?

i think they get extra points for that ;)

[Marie26]

12. This is not national news

Every link you've posted is to the local Orlando news. And that's who should be covering local crime stories. The only heads-up I've seen is the various threads on this site about this story.

[Chipper Chat]

14. Rove just hasnt put out the distress call yet.

He'll strike Monday morning when he returns to "work." Vile pig!