GoArmy.com - a little assist for lurkers

[BOSSHOG]

Any conservatives out there who have been too busy to serve their country during the Iraq crisis can assist their president as we head towards a another military debacle, I mean another triumph for our great leader, this time in Iran by going to that website. There is no doubt that waving the flag and displaying magnets and shouting down evil liberals in this country has really helped our military efforts abroad, but now its time to raise that right hand and swear to support and defend the document which has given you the right to be a moran for all these years. That is if you have the spine to defend it instead of just wave it. This veteran will cheer you on as you march towards Tehran to placate our great leader and the party.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. Tell 'em, man.

Put up or shut up, Repukes.

Oh, and sorry about the body armor thing . . . I'm sure you'll understand when you get your liver blown out.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. HA HAHAHA

My headline was the sound I made when I read this post! May I add a message to those cowards? This ole' Nam Vet says, "be sure and bring that fine draft-dodging chicken-shit leadership with you to lead the charges! Or on second thought, maybe hide out till he drafts your ass to Iran... That one will be a real hoot like mine was... Ya'll have fun now, ya hear?

[gratuitous]

3. But, but, but

The 101st Fighting Keyboarders will fall apart without their noble efforts! They're helping the cause of the Global War on Terror by putting a magnet on their car and anonymously talking tough on the internets. See? See?

[Vickers]

4. "if you have the spine to defend it instead of just wave it"

BOSSHOG, the DNC should hire you as a speechwriter. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[applegrove]

5. Alternatively - you could build a phony army & call it "minutemen" to

get rid of the anxiety you feel and supporting war and not lifting a finger to do anything to back that up - or sacrificing in any way. "Minutemen" get to defend the USA from Mexico & Canada. VIPs! No chance that they will get "called up".

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. good point applegrove...

here's a little cadence for them to sing while they march into those crazy as hell jehadists.

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way out yonder in Iran
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Reminds me of Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.