Good morning, NSA voyeurs!!!

[colonel odis]

just wanted to send out a hearty hi-dee from down here in nashville.

hope you enjoy spying on people like yourselves, while your masters, president preppy and vice-president slimeball pull your strings. feel pretty good about yourselves?

remember one thing, though -- you're the ones who are a threat to america. not us.

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. If that didn't get their attention, this will

sarin
al-Qaida
Burning Bush
free speech
Grand Oil Party
let's burn the flag
gay marriage
I am a liberal
separation of church and state
Bill of Rights
peace march
conscientious objector


What other phrases are likely flagged as "suspect?"

[Triana]

3. more for the NSA guys....

Saddaam
yellow cake
nuclear
nukular (from those imitating Fearless Leader)
let's protest Bush
let's protest the war
First Amendment
I love Cindy Sheehan
I love Howard Dean
George Bush is a:
Prick
Moron
Murderer
Terrorist
Crook
Monkey
Liar
Twit
Coward
.....

I don't believe in God
I'm an atheist
I'm an Islamist
I'm a Buddhist
I'm a Pagan
I believe in safe and legal abortion
FEMA sucks

[crikkett]

4. more bad words

bomb
device
trigger

did I go too far?

[C_U_L8R]

2. HiYa NSA !

Good morning to y'all... and to you agent Mike.

Hey there's some good stuff going on over at
that Freep site for ya that you may want to investigate,
if ya know what I mean. .... a bunch of whacko
right-wing, automatic-arms-bearing, hate-spewing
seditious traitors who are advocating nothing less than
the overthrow of the constitition and two of the three
pillars of government. In the old days. they used to be
fascists and nazis.. sometimes white supremists...
but now they're just called.. Freeps. The name somehow
fits in an Elmer Fudd sort of way. Anyway.. you may want
to point your wiretaps in their direction... it's good stuff.

:-)

[IndyOp]

5. Last night my dog was barking a lot - 20-minutes -

and he never barks at raccoons or neighbors or stuff like that. If it was you, Agent Mike - I just want to let you know that the dog was looking like he was more than ready for someone to try and get into his house. If you want to break in and take my computer - or whatever - I suggest you wait until I have the dogs out of the house.

:patriot:

[Divernan]

6. Transfer out or take early retirement.

I know people working in lots of fed agencies, and they are grabbing retirement as soon as they qualify, or in the case of some agencies, trying to find jobs elsewhere in the public service sector - like working for state, county or local governments. It's really a damn shame because many people in public administration went into the field out of a sense of patriotism and love of country. They could have made more in the private sector, at least back in the healthy economy of the Clinton years, but they idealistically chose to serve a country they loved. Whatever happened to that country anyhow? Oh yeah, the Bush cabal happened.

[bushisaturd]

7. Good morning, NSA voyeurs!!!

Hiya to agent Mike.

While we have got your attention, could you please check into the phone-tap on my home phone? It seems to be causing a great deal of interference on my line. I appreciate your need for monitoring my phone usage, especially when I am ordering "a large pie" from the local pizza shop, but the squelching and static are really beginning to annoy me. Moreover, I suspect that G-Dub is probably not able to hear my conversations clearly, which could present problems down the road. These are matters of national security and we are at war, don't you know?

Thanks again for checking into the phone thing. As a token of gratitude, please tell W that last night I ordered a large with banana peppers, just in case the static interfered with his ability to monitor.

Thanks again for all of your help. I'll be sure to slip in a good word for you intermittently during my phone conversations, maybe the chimp....er president will give you a raise.

[newyawker99]

8. Hi bushisaturd!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[bushisaturd]

10. Hi bushisaturd!!

Thank you.

[B3Nut]

9. If I heard evidence of a phone tap on my line

I'd make sure to give 'em an earful of this:

Stratocaster->Digitech Screamin' Blues overdrive->Peavey Classic 30 tube amplifier

A few bars of Voodoo Chile should fix 'em right up. Hi Agent Mike! Like rock'n'roll? :D

Todd in Beerbratistan

[kentuck]

11. Yes, they have committed treason against our Constitution....

What do you call the assassins of the assassins?

[Quakerfriend]

12. Here a Quaker, there a Quaker

everywhere a Quaker, Quaker...

Come and get me, and take me to your fearless leader. Oh, btw, I got on line a little earlier than usual this am.

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