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global1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:08 PM
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The Bush's Christmas - What's The Conversation Going To Be Around....
the table at their Christmas dinner? Are they going to be laughing at the 'merikins or the dems? Are they going to talk about how they will get around this spying story? Are they going to be worried about Iran taking over Iraq because of the failed election? Are they going to be discussing Fitz and the impending indictment of Rove? Are they going to be talking about how they will steal the '06 election? Are they going to be prodding Jeb to run for the presidency in '08? What exactly will 41 and Babs be saying? How about dim son and pickles? How about the twins? And there's the Jeb family.

Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall?

How about after dinner when the guys are sipping on their Port wine and smoking cigars. Or when the women are in the kitchen putting the leftovers away and washing the dishes. Are they going to be gloating?

The thought of all this makes me sick. Many people will not be having Christmas dinner with their families. Some are in Iraq. Some are dead - either because of this lied into war or mishandling of Katrina. Some just can't afford a dinner. Maybe they'll be at a soup kitchen or mission in NYC.

Some won't even be in their homes. Maybe a trailer. Maybe a tent. Maybe a refrigerator box on lower Wacker Drive in Chicago.

On behalf of all those people we like to tell the Bush's to enjoy this Christmas - because we're catching on. Next year won't be so Merry.

Peace on Earth

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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:20 PM
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1. The servants will be in the kitchen doing the scut work
The men will be clustered around the plasma TV, highball glasses and cigars in hand. The women will be someplace else, undoubtedly whining about the loss of the men to TV sports.

Servants will make rounds of both areas, making sure glasses are filled and fancy trays of fancy snacks continually passed.

Any "children" present will be in one of the outbuildings, doing illegal substances and drinking a bottle of stolen booze.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:39 PM
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2. A fly on the wall.......
that's right, flies gravitate toward stinking piles of shit, don't they. ;) There couldn't be a bigger pile than at the bush "holiday" table, that's for sure.
Yeah, I'd certainly like to hear what's going to be said there myself. Maybe someday we'll know if bush is a stupid as Nixon was. Do you think "W" is dumb enough to record all of his conversations like Tricky Dick did? Probably not, Rove would never allow it. He knows what a moron bush is, that would be asking for trouble.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 04:21 PM
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3. pass the coke spoon . . .
. . . Jenna!
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