Super-Patriotic Dick Chickenhawk Cheney Surprise Iraq Visit Photo Album

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

US Vice President Dick Cheney addresses marines at al-Asad Air Base. Cheney also met with Iraqi leaders and US military commanders to discuss security and last week's parliamentary elections during his surprise visit to Iraq.(AFP/Pool/Lawrence Jackson)



US Vice President Dick Cheney (R) is seen with Lt. Gen. Martin Dempsey (C) at the Taji Air Base after touring the 9th Mechanized Infantry Division of the Iraqi Army, in Iraq. Cheney also met with Iraqi leaders and US. Military Command to discuss security and the latest elections during his surprise visit.(AFP/Pool/Lawrence Jackson)



US Vice President Dick Cheney (C) poses with US troops at the Taji Air Base in Iraq. Cheney also met with Iraqi leaders and US Military Command to discuss security and the latest elections during his surprise visit.(AFP/Pool/Lawrence Jackson)



U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney talks with U.S. soldiers after touring the 9th Mechanized Infantry Division of the Iraqi Army at the Taji Air Base in Iraq December 18, 2005. Cheney visited Iraq on Sunday for the first time since the 2003 invasion, as hardline leaders from both sides of the country's sectarian divide renewed calls for American troops to go home. Cheney, a chief architect of the war to oust Saddam Hussein, met Iraq's prime minister and president during his 8-hour visit, and hailed last Thursday's election as 'tremendous'. (Lawrence Jackson/Pool/Reuters)



U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney addresses a group of Marines at Al-Asad Air Base during a question and answer session Sunday, Dec. 18, 2005, in Iraq. Cheney, who made an unannounced visit to the region also met with Iraqi leaders and U.S. Military Command leaders to discuss security and the latest elections. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson, Pool)



U.S. Vice President Richard Cheney arrives at Al-Asad Air Base, Sunday, Dec 18, 2005, in Iraq. Cheney, who made an unannounced visit to the region also met with Iraqi leaders and U.S. Military Command to discuss security and the latest elections during his surprise visit. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson, Pool)



U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney (C) greets an Iraqi soldier with the 9th Mechanized Infantry Division of the Iraqi Army at the Taji Air Base in Iraq December 18, 2005. Cheney visited Iraq on Sunday for the first time since the 2003 invasion, as hardline leaders from both sides of the country's sectarian divide renewed calls for American troops to go home. Cheney, a chief architect of the war to oust Saddam Hussein, met Iraq's prime minister and president during his 8-hour visit, and hailed last Thursday's election as 'tremendous'. REUTERS/Lawrence Jackson/Pool



U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney eats with U.S. and Iraqi soldiers at the Taji Air Base in Iraq December 18, 2005. Cheney visited Iraq on Sunday for the first time since the 2003 invasion, as hardline leaders from both sides of the country's sectarian divide renewed calls for American troops to go home. Cheney, a chief architect of the war to oust Saddam Hussein, met Iraq's prime minister and president during his 8-hour visit, and hailed last Thursday's election as 'tremendous'. REUTERS/Lawrence Jackson/Pool

[doublethink]

1. In every one of those pictures it's obvious he's thinking .......

"I wonder if any of these guys know of my Five Draft Deferments back in the day? Gee hope nobody asks me bout those. Hope this is a quick trip so I can go back into hiding" Chickenhawk indeed.
on edit: was a quick trip ...... a whole 8 hours I see, quite the photo opp administration we have don't we. :crazy: Peace.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. I didn't recognize him without his parka. What's with his head in pic #7?

Looks like it's got a piece missing.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. It's just the way the sun's hitting it...

...too bad the sun's not shining on his ass.

:evilgrin:

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. I though maybe he had an upper fang removed and his head caved in

Silly me.

[NanceGreggs]

4. That's the part where the conscience is located ...

... as well all know, he had that surgically removed eons ago!

[cliss]

5. I can almost read Cheney's mind as he struggles out of the

heli on photo #6. He's hanging on to the railing. He's thought about the dangers in this country. He didn't want to go. Security is still out of control in Iraq. But his advisors told him, "Look, Dick, the country is about to mutiny on you. Congress and the Senate are planning to push the 'eject' button on you. You've GOT to go to Iraq. Look happy. Schmooze with the troops, and all that. Eat a dinner with them.

So Cheney stumbles off the heli which has guns on the side, just in case.

"Shit, what I do for this country. And do they thank me?"

[roguevalley]

6. what the hell is wrong with that man's face? he looks like he has had

strokes. its probably his evil twisted soul showing on his mug

[stevedeshazer]

7. This man is the heart of the beast.

I want him in prison.

[Eurobabe]

9. He and Bush are sharing Bells Palsy

Dick, yer lookin' a little unstable descending those aircraft steps.