What would you hope to hear from Bush tonight???

[spartan61]

I was thinking what I would love to hear bush say tonight when he reads another one of his speeches that some speech writer has written for him. I decided that what I would most like to hear from him is, "Cheney and I have decided to resign because our conscience is bothering us since we stole the election (s). Therefore, John Kerry (Al Gore) is your legally elected president."

Oh well, I can dream, can't I???

[Warpy]

1. "In the interest of our county,

the vice president and I have decided to resign. I have appointed John Kerry my interim successor, since he won the last election.

I shall be surrendering myself to the Hague the day after Xmas.

[NNadir]

3. That would be about it.

[housewolf]

4. That's it, Warpy...

you got it! That's exactly what I would want to hear from him.

[cami715]

24. My thoughts exactly!

What a wonderful Christmas that would be! And then if Rove is indicted this week...

[uppityperson]

2. My next speech will be from the Hague

[oldtime dfl_er]

5. exactly what I was going to say!

I'll take Al for prez, by the way.:)

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/658010

[musette_sf]

6. agree with post #1

but would love to hear him talk about our new ally in the immigration wars:

http://weeklyradioaddress.com/WRA20051210.htm

[Poll_Blind]

7. I hope to hear him make another cracked-out statement. And...

...chances are, he likely will. Bush, you're such a fuckup, you can't help but fuck yourself just like you're fucking all of us. And the other half wises up each time you open your coke-hole.

PB

[napi21]

8. NOTHING! I don't intend to listen!

I reached the point where I can't stand to hear him a couple of years ago. The most I can ever handle is a 1 minute Rose Garden clip!

[0007]

27. ditto

[POAS]

9. Reality=

Hardwork
Freedom on the march
Hardwork
September 11
Everything changed
Hardwork
Iraq election
Progress
Hardwork
Iran threat
No retreat
Terrists
Hardwork
etc.
etc.

[musette_sf]

21. you left out about a bazillion

"september 11"ths.

[POAS]

25. Well time and space limits pervailed but

I did include a few etceteras

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I won't be listening.

The sound of his voice makes me want to throw crockery at my teevee. Instead, I shall be fighting the War On Christmas by attending a caroling party and, I hope, drinking eggnog.

However, had I the stomach to watch that drooling fuckwit pollute the airwaves, I would only want to witness one or the other of the following:

1. An announcement of his resignation; or
2. A complete psychotic break -- total decompensation, including, perhaps, shrieking and poo-flinging.

[BrklynLiberal]

12. I vote for #2, and that the entire nation gets to see it live and in

person, so they can see what they really have in the White House.
I hope it incites the public to mrch in the streets and demand the resignation of the entire administration...an immediate impeachment or recall...an emergency Presidential election. Or some other fantasy that might restore our country to something resembling a reasonable country that might save us from the road to hell that we are heading down right now.

In any case, I won't be watching it. The sound of his voice, and/or the sight of his face, makes me want to puke.

[sandrakae]

11. A resignation speech.

My follow Americans, I have finally realized I am a dumb fucking idiot and I am not qualified to run this country. My stupidity has caused thousands of lives. I have decided to resign the presidency and take a job at which I am qualified. Because I spent my 4 years a Yale throwing keg parties and smoking crack, I did not get much of an education, therefore it will take me a while to find a job. You can be sure the job will not be in public service.

[madeline_con]

13. What Warpy said. n/t

[XOKCowboy]

14. Bush apologizing for all of his mistakes...

Franken had a bit about it. The networks aren't going to give him the 4 hours or so it'd take but I'd sure like to see it.

This is fantasy of course. What we'll hear will be the same old keywords and catch phrases.

[SunDrop23]

15. His resignation and announcement he was going to prison after the speech

[FrenchieCat]

16. I ME too! would hope that Bush would state that he's been wrong all along

about everything.....and he's gonna take a long vacation and take his VP with him....and that he's gonna call on congress to agree to new elections for the presidency early.

[win_in_06]

17. I wonder if he'll get full coverage again. This is a campaign speech.

[Donna Zen]

20. Get full coverage?

The WHouse demanded it.

[MichiganVote]

18. Nothing. I'm done listening to him and all the rest of these nutjobs

[WhiteTara]

19. that he's resigning immediately n/t

[katinmn]

22. I want to hear him start speaking in tongues

[Rocknrule]

23. To make up for stealing the last 2 elections

Al Gore and John Kerry will each serve an 8 year term to fix everything I fucked up. I will spend the rest of my natural life in Abu Gharab getting a taste of my own medicine.

[TankLV]

26. I have been informed that a "democrat" political which hunt plans to

indict me and vp cheney. To head off this possibility, I planned to have had these "democrat" traitors all arrested. But since then, the police and military have surrounded the WH and I have been forced to resign.

As I speak, most republicans in congress have also been indicted, so the democrats are now taking over as is mandated in that fucking constitution.

I am calling on all patriotic americans to help restore me to power.

(begins crying uncontrollable, falls off podium, podium falls, revealing bottles of booze all over the floor - TV goes blank for a moment and resumes with talk about another white girl gone missing from the bahamas this time...)

[0007]

28. I'm bringing all the troops home tonight.....fuck Iraq

[No Exit]

29. Works for me!

[anakie]

30. to take real questions

from real reporters from the floor the way that all other democratic leaders do. Then have the answers reported truthfully. I know; I'm dreaming.

[Jed Dilligan]

31. the gurgling sounds of a man dying a hideously painful (natural) death nt