Time once again to check in with Maniac Mikey Moriarty...

[Montauk6]

My very own long march

By Michael Moriarty
web posted December 12, 2005


Is there anyone William Jefferson Clinton thinks cannot be turned into Monica Lewinsky?

The utterly recalcitrant can choose their fate. The extent to which they resist that fate determines the means by which Emperor Clinton can convince them that they are indeed wrong! They are "UN-enlightened," to coin an expression not approved by the United Nations.

Mao, at least in Clinton's estimation, was exactly the kind of leader that an overpopulated and backward China needed. Joseph Stalin, in the mind of the Arkansas master of relativism, was far more "realistic" than Mao. Both of these Communist chairmen survived into old age and died natural deaths, persuading the young Clinton that Communism was indeed here to stay.

Struggling through his heart attack, Monica's former older boyfriend is even more firmly convinced that Medicine, an arm of the Emperor's Inner Sanctorum – the cabal of Master Scientists – is proving again the law of "mind over matter." Because of his own survival, Clinton believes that his Global Initiative and Eugenics Program will win the day. Mao and his minions, the multi-million-footed, goose-stepping legions of the Chinese Red Army, can be taught to behave. And to behave well.


http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/1205/1205longmarch.htm

[MissMarple]

1. That is supposed to make some kind of sense?

I'd click on the link, but I don't want to contaminate my computer. Who is that guy?

[TrogL]

3. Stay away

The entire website is Freeper heaven.

Every article mentions Clinus no matter how far off-topic.

[Montauk6]

4. He's best known for playing ADA Ben Stone on Law & Order

Also, he played the young SS Captain in the NBC miniseries "Holocaust."

He's an accomplished jazz pianist and a lunatic.

His lunacy first surfaced back in the 90s when he, IIRC, protested the Clinton Administration's crackdown on TV sex and violence (remember the V-chip?). He left L&O and the voices in his head began telling him that Janet Reno was after him. So, he hightailed it to Canada where he, besides postured himself as a nouveau John Galt (actually he's more like Jack T. Ripper, if you ask me) hoping to save Canada from the clutches of socialism by forming a political party (which I believe went bust). Along the way, he repeatedly ran afoul of the law as he found himself in drunken barroom brawl after drunken barroom brawl He had entertained notions of renouncing his US citizenship and staging a public ceremony of him burning his passport, but I assume that he's reconsidered. After all, he did announce that he intends to run for POTUS in '08.

I post his ramblings for fun, particularly the more over-the-top columns; in his "world," the only evil that we must battle are Janet Reno, the Clintons, Fabian Socialism, and Red China. Somehow, Bushco never seems to faze him. While it's sometimes hilarious, it's only funny in a laugh-to-keep-from-crying way. I loved Moriarty as Ben Stone, indeed, while I'm well accustomed to Sam Waterston as ADA Jack McCoy, I've always felt that the "Golden Age" of Law & Order was when the former starred. While bizarrely fascinating, I find it sad that this is how he ends up.

But, it goes to how the right practices open, equal opportunity for its pundits/spokespeople: they'll accept any/all frauds, opportunists and lunatics who'll spout the party line loud enough.

[Elidor]

2. I don't have a decoder ring capable of handling this message

He says he quit Law & Order to fight Clinton? Okay. Perhaps his fight would be more effective if he went back on his meds. He sounds certifiable.