BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

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BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer

[CottonBear]

1. We've heard this joke a brazillion times but it's still funny!

;)

[Johnny Noshoes]

2. The classics never die

:)

[One_of_8]

3. Giggle

I enjoy a little bathroom humor now and again.

[GregW]

4. Technically, the swimsuit issue of SI is a magazine, not a book

His other two volumes, "The Hungry Goat" and "Goodnight Moon" do however qualify.

It's a tragedy of biblical proportions.

[chicagiana]

7. You forgot ..

You forgot the copy of Mein Kompf.

Condi keeps the copy of 1984 to read to him and translate into arrogant-asshole-ese.

[Nitrogenica]

5. Damn if that doesn't suck that the water is poison now.

[PatrioticLeftie]

6. Oh no!

The thousands of copies of "My Pet Goat" are lost forever!

[meow2u3]

8. Like he'll really miss those books

Not like he reads :evilgrin: