WHAT ABOUT A POLL ASKING TO SELECT CHENEY OR A CHICKEN FOR VP?

[powergirl]

Since Cheney has a 19% job approval rating, what if Zogby conducted a poll among likely voters and asked the following question:


Who would you want to be the vice president today?


a. Dick Cheney
b. A chicken

I'm dead serious. You know who would win - VP Chicken. I don't know how to get a poll started, but I will do it, given some guidance.
:patriot:

[LSparkle]

1. Have you ever f***ed a chicken? (Sorry, it's an inside joke)

A better comparison would be Cheney or a chicken with its head cut off ...

[powergirl]

2. Isn't that some sort of Santorum or O'Lielly reference?

:evilgrin:

[LSparkle]

3. Actually, it comes from a 50s teenflick "Rock Baby Rock It" ...

and an all-black group with a chicken on top of its piano ... They do a bluesy song called "Have You Ever Done The Chicken" (which my friends changed to to "Have You Ever F***ed A Chicken").

MUCH TOO MUCH INFO I'M SURE!

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Why not ways in which Lon Chaney would better Dick Cheney?

Found this and love it...

Ways in Which
the Disinterred Corpse of Silent-Film Actor Lon Chaney Would Be a Better Vice President Than Dick Cheney.
BY IAN ADAMS

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He wouldn't be able to give away high-ranking administration positions to his former co-workers. They're all dead.

Children and foreign dignitaries would be more comfortable during photo ops.

He isn't always a sinister villain.

If he had to hide in a series of underground bunkers, he could draw on over 70 years of experience with being buried.

Grinning skull face a more convincing sign of goodwill.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/7IanAdams.html

THE TROUBLE WITH THE WORLD IS THAT THE STUPID ARE

[McCamy Taylor]

5. Poll: Cheney vs. Chicken w/ Bird Flu for VP Make it a REAL Comp.

[MichDem10]

6. Cheney or Chicken ?... What's the F@#%ing difference?

[kineneb]

7. Henrietta, my pet chicken, would be a much better alternative!

She is cute, lays eggs, sits on my lap and makes happy chicken noises, and, in general, looks more intelligent than most of BushCo's cabinet. My vote goes to her!