If bush was the captain on the Titanic; 3 responses: DU, Freeper, or Fox

[Botany]

DU
Oh my God that ship is going down. Didn't he see the iceberg.
What a waste ..... all those lives lost.

Freeper
Bill Clinton seen in secret invisible boat pushing iceberg into
ship's path, liberal media refuses to cover invisible boat. Joe
Wilson also in on this crime.

Fox
Captain Bush makes a dramatic move to get all passengers ice
for their drinks. Liberals hate chilled drinks and have no plan
for ice supplies.

[UrbScotty]

1. File this in the category "It would be funnier if it weren't so true" (nt)