What Do You Suppose This Man Is Thinking ???

[WillyT]

'I coulda been commissioner of major league baseball.'

:shrug:

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1. Oh man. So glad I wore my Depends today.

[acmavm]

2. "They're catching on, oh my God, they're catching on..."

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[Land Shark]

3. Also "they're falling for the 'more conservative nominee needed' line"

Reading between the lines, Bush failed because he wasn't right wing enough in his nominee selection. They've gotten that message out. Now comes the highly experienced educated ideologue nominee.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Maybe Saddam wasn't all that much of a threat after all.... crap.

[William769]

5. Wheres my stash!

[mirandapriestly]

6. "Thinking"? You're giving him too much credit! ;)

But look how deep the creases in his brow are.

[Pharlo]

7. ".......

...G - E - o - r - g - e......G - o - e - r - g - e.....DAMN.....G - o - e .....G - E - o - r - g - e .... "

[unrepuke]

10. LOL !!

There was a kid I went to school with - a real nice guy, but, um . . . s l o w.

Every single paper we had for assignment he had to ask the teacher how to spell his name.
It was Bob. I haven't seen him since the 5th grade. Probably has a high post in the government, in charge of libraries, or something.

Oh, btw, he always called the teacher "Mom" :7

[BuelahWitch]

8. I wonder if Condi will let me go to the bathroom

I gotta go real bad!

[LisaL]

9. I should have used preparation H.

[devinsgram]

11. My gosh, this is hard work, hard work.