Re-Post: Larisa (lala-rawraw) Spanks Bad Boy Bush on Huffington

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Note: The original was appropriately deleted due to an, ahmm, indiscretion in wording on my part. No argument from me. The alliteration made me do it!:blush: But I'm not too proud to take the opportunity to re-post this wonderful polemic

This is one of my favorite Bush-bashing pieces yet. It just drips with venom. Thanks Larisa!

On Liberating Something

Huffington Piece in full where Larisa spanks our "cowboy."

Larisa Alexandrovna

It seems that our dear President needs smoke blown up his ass regularly in order to maintain his fine swagger and shit-eating grin. So much so -- and apparently with WHIG being effectively (and thankfully) disbanded -- the ego dousing sessions now fall to our combat weary troops (and one planted PR expert).


As though the horror of war were not enough, soldiers are gathered in little groups and told to turn their frowns upside down in some hallucination of reality and play nice for the cameras. Even dressed, rehearsed, and provided with a hitchhikers guide to staged events, our President could not remember the names of the soldiers tasked with giving him the warm fuzzies, the questions he was to ask or the satellite delay he needed to account for.

Say What?

Bush remembers the name of a gay male prostitute posing as journalist to shill for the White House without a cheat sheet, but cannot even remember the name of the PR plant among the soldiers he was rehearsed to feign concern for? What goes on here anyway?

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Liberating Liberation Damn It

To date, since being un-elected to office, Bush has been very successful in setting free, releasing, emancipating, and unleashing the following, some examples:


-America has been delivered from the cage of global respect and forced adherence to a high standard of decency and can now be internationally lawless, violent, chaotic, and lower than fleas on the backs of gnats in all things respected.

-Money laundering to bribe members of Congress has been lifted from the hate-machine of a “we the people” mentality, which held it captive for far too long, and is now the work of honest, God fearing American men (as the founding fathers had always intended it to be).

-New Orleans has finally been set free from the evil clutches of its neighbor-states to start a fresh, underwater (all Atlantis-after-the- fall like) - citizens and all.

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1. kick.

:kick: for the re-posted article!

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2. Kick: A must read!

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3. Brilliant

One of the best pieces I've read in some time. Larisa is a top-notch writer, and I'm glad she's getting the exposure on the Huff Post that she deserves..