If you were given a three minute meeting with Bush--

[smoogatz]

what would you say? No false bravado, now--you're in the Oval Office, the secret service are in the room. What would you say to our Pretender in Chief?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. I wouldn't say a thing

I would simply look at him, and, if I could take it, look into his heart.

[spindrifter]

12. Need any help packing?

[carolinalady]

36. I wouldn't say a word--people like him NEVER recognize when

when they are wrong! The only one who would get upset is me!

[MadJohnShaft]

2. I'd explain the Sermon on the Mount to him, liberal version

[liberal N proud]

3. I don't think I could stand 3 minutes with that asshole

I might have to shake his hand, and that ain't happening.

[Shadder]

4. I would refuse the invitation

I have nothing to say to the man at all.

[Debau2005]

5. I second that motion.

[savemefromdumbya]

6. I would ask him to leave

and call Al Gore to come and sit in his chair

[Inland]

7. "Can you get me two minutes with Karl?" nt

[Botany]

8. these

1. I live in Ohio you stole the election.
2. You lied to get us into Iraq.
3. You ran away from the TANG to avoid you pee test
4. I live for the day (and it will come) when you and your
buddies are held responsible for you actions.
5. Do you want to loose the S.S. protection and show me
how tough you are ..... you no good little rich punk .... I will
give you the first hit.

[peace frog]

9. Tape my mouth shut

and turn my back to him for three minutes.

[BOSSHOG]

10. As a retired veteran

I would let him know I am well aware of the drilling obligations of Reservists and Guardsmen and that I know what desertion is and I know that he deserted his military unit to avoid a drug test despite the efforts of his political cronys including Harriet Miers to cover up and obfuscate his sitation and that when he dies he will be court martialed by a much higher power and will burn in hell for eternity for that one action alone even though there are so many reasons for him to burn in hell. I would congratulate him on being consistent. For the past 40 years he has let his fellow americans down regardless of the situation.

[Gormy Cuss]

31. I want to be a fly on the wall if this happens! Good job Bosshog. n/t

[Dinger]

43. Even Though I Can't, I Nominate BOSSHOG's Post For Greatest Page!

You crammed so much in so little space! How did you do that??? Amazing post!:patriot:

[Lerkfish]

11. I would say...

George...may I call you George?

you know and I know what you've been up to. You can fool the blinded loyalists and you can catapault the propaganda to the mind-numbed masses, but you and me, there is no mumbo jumbo between us. I see you. I know you for what you are, and I know what you have done. Even if I cannot prove it, I KNOW it.
And let me tell you, God does indeed have a message for you. He asked me to deliver.


Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin

you have been weighed and measured and found lacking. Your kingdom will be divided.

And oh, George? God is not mocked: whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap.

I've requested a front-row seat on judgement to see you receive your just punishment (if not before). I think you will be unpleasantly surprised. God IS talking to you George, but your receiver is whack.

[zbdent]

13. "How do you sleep with your head so far up your ass?"

[Speck Tater]

14. "Sorry George, something important came up. I have to cancel our meeting."

My dog is due for his flea bath.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

15. I would say

you are getting sleepy....very sleepy

but the secret service probably wouldn't like that.

[NRaleighLiberal]

16. I think I would rather stick needles into my eyeballs....

between hearing his teeth grind as he chews his cud with that jaw thing, dealing with the likely zoo cage aroma (with all of the sweating he is doing lately) - and don't forget the annoying feedback from the Rovelator earpiece - it would be an unpleasant three minutes! Then again, three minutes is the duration of having your temp taken through in the back door. Perhaps they are not so different!

[WinkyDink]

17. I'd have to get him in his psyche.

"So, Mr. President, how many times did you sleep with Jeff Gannon?"

[benburch]

18. I would tell him that he is the most despised man on the planet.

And ask him if that made him proud?

[Hillgiant]

19. That is a really tough question....

I might ask questions...
But I don't know what I would ask, because I don't honestly believe I would get an honest and complete answer.

I might make some statement...
But I really don't think I could make a dent in his willful ignorance.

I might offer him a pretzle...
But even if he took it and choked on it, that would not undo the past five years.

[lildreamer316]

20. You really

don't want to know what I would.............say.
Too much to say.

[maxsolomon]

21. are you a believer in Peak Oil?

because you sure act like it.

do you think that the american public is too dumb to hear the truth about our energy use? that iraq is neccessary to conquer the oil we need if we want to keep our fake economy creaking along?

you know global warming is real, do you shine it on because of the same reason, that you don't think the american public can handle reality?

[eeyore]

22. Hmmm.......

I'd spend 2 minutes and 59 seconds winding up for one giant

FUCKYOUFORRUININGOURCOUNTRYGETTHEFUCKOUTOFOURHOUSENOW!!!!!!!!!

:nuke:

[McCamy Taylor]

23. Save my 3 minutes for something useful.

[Stinky The Clown]

24. Your father was a man. You're not.

.... just a little something to get that spittle thing goin' on his lips ......

[mbee]

25. If only you had been stooped from stealing the election in 2000 thousands

of people would still be alive because an illegal war would have never happened!

[Bravo411]

26. I'd call Cindy Sheehan, then hand him the phone.

She can have my three minutes.

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http://bravo411.blogspot.com

[KansDem]

27. "Take off the US flag lapel pin. You don't deserve to wear it" (eom)

[bunny planet]

28. I'd spit in his face. I don't think I'd be able to stop myself.

[Uncle Joe]

29. I would ask him if he can get me Al Gore's autograph. n/t

[AntiCoup2K4]

30. Come prepared with a power point slideshow.

Dead soldiers, dead Iraqis, dead people in New Orleans, that sort of thing.

Then say "Proud of yourself, asshole?" and walk away.

[rzemanfl]

32. I'd spend my time trying to convince one of the Secret Service

guys to do the right thing for the country.

[TNMOM]

33. Mr. Bush, you talk about patriotic duty

all the time. I think you should shoulder your duty -- do our democracy a favor. Please resign.

[midnight armadillo]

34. "I'm doing shots! You want one?"

:evilgrin:

[Gyre]

35. I'd ask him if he wanted "one lump, or two?"

I betcha he'd flinch. He's a flincher if I've ever seen one.

Gyre

[TheWatcher]

37. There would be no talk.

[Jim Sagle]

38. "What are YOU doing in President Kerry's office?"

[Blue_Roses]

39. I think I would say

"good BBQ"...:rofl:

[bluedawg12]

40. You look good in blue, wear nice shoes

and have a small tongue.

Nothing. Because it would be like talking to a chair.

[dback]

41. "Your sister Robin would be ashamed of you."

She died young, and it supposedly affected him a lot. Possibly the last thing that did.

[AtomicKitten]

42. I'd kick him in the nuts repeatedly.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. I'd ask him to recite all the books he's ever read.

I don't know what I'd do with the other two minutes and fifty seconds.