How can I be a conservative?

[BOSSHOG]

Dontcha know they are badass motherfuckers with their tatoos and their flag waving macho bullshit.

So I don't know why the Army ain't making goal. Could it be because bush's base is a bunch of pencil dick sissy boys who would rather stay home close to momma than support their commander in chief when he really truly needs them?

I ain't a conservative cause I got a conscience and a moral compass and a record of serving in combat. With all due respect to anyone on DU who might be offended, I ain't a conservative cause I ain't a pussy.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. First, you have to have a lobotomy.

Then the rest all just falls into place.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

2. Well I AM a pussy

and I'm not conservative, either!

[BOSSHOG]

4. Dadgumit

I just can't post anything without getting in your crosshairs. Love ya Dear. And thanks so much for not being a conservative or "garbage" which I know you are not.

[noahmijo]

3. I'm a gun toting civi libertarian

been through my share of fights that almost turned deadly, I have an arsenal that would make most NRA members think I'm a lunatic.

Yet why am I a left of center thinking individual? because I think, I don't allow a bunch of cowards with no backbone who've never seen life outside of a pampered silver spoon fed fantasy to make decisions for me or influence how I think. I've seen real violence and I understand that it's not like a videogame unlike these punks that like to yell "FOUR MORE YEARS!" as if it's all just a damn football game.

If any foreign power were to invade this country my ass would be right there waging urban warfare on the fuckers, but I'll NEVER subvert myself to being under the command of ANY Republican much less one such as the fucking ex-cheerleader moron that squats in the white house at the present time, and I will NEVER kill to fuel the greed of a bunch of pompous bastards whose goal is to screw people like me over with their policies and create an America that I am disliking more and more by the minute.

And you can take that to the bank bitches. :)

[BOSSHOG]

5. I think I'm in Love

[noahmijo]

7. I should also mention I'm Buddhist leaning.....

:) I know sounds crazy but I rationalize by the fact that overall I am a very peaceful person, but my temper flares when I think of what the bush crime family has done, and I am a firm believer of knowing the way of the sword not living by it hence the (I'll fight em if they pick one with me on my soil but I won't go pick one with "them" over there whomever "them" may be)

Being a product of New York City and Arizona though, I'll pipe in with the rough talk now and then though, but please remember boss it's our little secret :)~

[BOSSHOG]

8. Now I know I am in Love

I spent 24 years in uniform and have no desire to use violence against anybody. But bush and his kind press the window and the buttons.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Which kind?

A. Neoconservative
B. Economic conservative
C. Social conservative
D. Barry Goldwater Is God conservative
E. All of the above

[Catchawave]

9. My daughter has "tats 'n' holes" and

she's an anarchist :shrug: From what I've learned from her, she just thinks our government *stinks* and doesn't trust any dem,pug,or tweenie. She lives in the Village (NYC), and we have a blast when I visit...and we don't discuss p.o.l.i.i.t.i.c.s. She's active with Food Not Bombs too.

I'm beginning to wonder if my little radical left winger fringie is the spirit of the 60's ? And these kids have been supressed by the Patriot Act ?