I wish there was a George W. Bush (in)Action Doll

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

Like the GI Joes of yore. This doll could come with standard issue blue debate suit( with strap-on black box accessory),a flight suit (with an optional sock for the crotch area), a bicycling outfit (with mini first-aid kit), and a leisure time fake-cowboy get-up (with brushcutter and hammock).

[gademocrat7]

1. and a few miniature bottles

of his favorite drink.

[cassiepriam]

9. and tiny bags with white powder ...

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. they had one for a while

after the "Mission Accomplished" cherade. He was dressed in a flight suit (codpiece padding optional, I think)

[tanyev]

8. I have one.

It's been strung up by its ankles for quite a while.

[salin]

3. also comes with prefab sets

of fake backgrounds with painted on faces to be propped up whenever he speaks and quickly taken down as soon as he is done.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. You've seen this one, right?...

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

7. Thanks! Pretty devastating

You laugh, and then you realize how horrible it all is. I think ridicule is a potent weapon against evil. It's also good for warding off fear.

[classof56]

5. Could also include a little baggie of pretzels.

And some peeland-stick bruises for the face and eye area.

Love this idea! Patent it now--could be the next Cabbage Patch craze!


Tired Old Cynic

[MADem]

6. Don't forget a pick up truck, cuz he is AFRAID of horsies!!!

He will also need a golf outfit (pull the string, he will say "Now watch this draaaaaaaaaahve!!!" or "heh, heh, heh" or "With us or AGIN us! Dead or Alive!!!" or "Fool me once, uh, unnnnh, er, won't git fooled agin!!!!"

He'll also need a gee-tar to strum Katrina serenades, and a cake to eat while people die in many feet of floodwater. And don't forget his podium with interchangeable backgrounds, consisting of large, self-satisfied white people sitting smugly, or military personnel standing at attention, forced to listen to his shit against their will.

AF1, MARINE ONE sold separately.

You can buy a Farting Bush doll here: http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm

[Wordie]

10. Kick...very funny, thanks for this.