TELL ME Bush is paying attention at today's "briefing." TELL ME, dammit!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050923/photos_pl/2005_09_23t134636_450x265_us_rita_bush_politics

President George Bush receives a briefing on Hurricane Rita during a visit to FEMA headquarters in Washington, September 23, 2005. Flanking Bush are Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff (L) and acting FEMA Director David Paulison. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

[hlthe2b]

1. pissy face is clearly needing a drink...

could he possibly be thinking anything else?

[stray cat]

7. Pissy face - I like it. It really fits him!

[hippiechick]

2. ... he's channeling Dana Carvey ...

"... could it be .... SATAN?"

[johnaries]

3. Nope! Thinking about My Pet Goat.

"Dam, that was a good book. I'll have to read it again."
edit: "Maybe I can get Pickles or Condi to help me with the big words..."

[tridim]

4. Do Republicans see strength in that image?

I see a hangover, and the face of a sick, tired, uncaring man.

[MADem]

5. He's waiting for someone to tell him when his tee time is in COLO SPRINGS

nt

[liberal N proud]

6. Thinking about the bathroom break he needs only

Condi is not behind him to pass a note.

Talk about detached?

[electropop]

8. Yeah, all that beer goes through pretty quickly.

:beer: :toast: :hangover:

[Enraged_Ape]

9. Doin' the jaw thing again

How much methamphetamine is this guy doing? Good Lord.

[npincus]

10. thinking: "who the fuck ratted me out to the National Enquirer?"

[youthere]

11. Okay okay...he's paying attention...

but he's not.

[Sparkly]

12. He's paying attention..... to the clock.

He needs his "bathroom breaks."

[PurityOfEssence]

18. When's happy hour?

Karl!!! Where's that highball? It's damn near three.

[TrogL]

13. He's doing the jaw thing again

[yellowcanine]

14. We are in more trouble than I thought if that is possible. Bush looks

totally clueless.

[Doctor_J]

16. Fortunately, the closest he gets to an executive decision

is deciding what club to hit on the next par 3. His sole purpose is to do photo-ops and fundraisers. An honest press conference would have him sobbing, swearing, and pissing his pants inside of 10 minutes.

[CitrusLib]

15. Looks like he's getting ready to let one rip.

[PurityOfEssence]

17. One of the better old nicknames on this board is "Drinky"

Personally, I call him Junior, because I know it would piss him off and because he's only where he is because of hereditary wealth.

Still, Drinky and Smirky have their charm...

[OneTwentyoNine]

19. I always like Sheriff bunny pants and whistle dick......n/t

[blondeatlast]

20. Waht was that "Grand Theft Auto" hack again??? nt