There seems to be a few Pubs seeing the light and wanting to become DEMs

[opihimoimoi]

The threads on DU have been spiked with stories of Former Pubs admitting their error and having to eat crow....

They are sick of being scammed by the cool ade/Pub BS.

Help these guys to come over...make them feel wanted....give them humor, smiles, and understanding.

We use Humor first...How to Prepare Crow for dining ........

Some names of Crow dishes we might suggest....(trying to help the transition with humor)

Crow Gumbo
Crow Under Glass
Crow Teriyaki
Crow Chow Mein
Roast Crow
Crow Steaks
Crow with Rice Pilaf
Crow Stew
Fried Crow
Smoked Crow

help me out here..... :)

[merwin]

1. There's uh...

crow kabobs, crow creole... crow gumbo, panfried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple crow, lemon crow, coconut crow, pepper crow... crow soup, crow stew, crow salad, crow and potatoes, crow burger, crow sandwich... that's, that's about it.

[opihimoimoi]

11. coconut crow sounds interesting

[merwin]

Did you by chance catch the parody in the post? :-)

[opihimoimoi]

19. of course....bubba the shrimp guy and forest

[merwin]

24. Hehe, ok :-)

[opihimoimoi]

39. lol, the first list included gumbo crow...

[merwin]

14. <dupe>

[Melodybe]

15. Well, i hated George Bush before it was cool

who am I kidding? it was always cool.

[silverweb]

2. Cute idea.

But what about the vegetarians??

:P

[Z_I_Peevey]

3. Faux Crow

Made with Ritz crackers.

[silverweb]

5. Eeeuuuwww...!!

Can't we use portobello instead?

:D

[Carolab]

4. Vegetarian Republicans? Isn't that an oxymoron? Or oxymoran?

EOM

[silverweb]

6. You have a very good point there!

:D

[redwitch]

27. tofu shaped like crow

yum

[opihimoimoi]

29. Tifu stuffed with Crow...that'll work....

[rawtribe]

7. In High School

We helped clean the :puke: off our less enlightened friend. Wasn't fun, though the offer still stands.

:smoke:

[KitchenWitch]

8. Crow Tartare

I believe Crow, like revenge, is a meal best served cold.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Like in Sashimi Crow w Wasabi

[KitchenWitch]

10. Hey, that sounds almost tolerable!

Wasabi is nectar from the gods.

[opihimoimoi]

12. there is also Crow w NATTO

[calimary]

13. How 'bout Freedom Crow?

Crow Tartare?
Chicken Fried Crow?
Sacred Crow?
Filet of Crow?
Pate de Crow Gras?
Crow a la Mode?
Crow au Feu?
Crow Chowder?
Crow on the Cob?
Paper-wrapped Crow?
Crow Fritters?
Crepes de Crow?
Crow-quille St. Jacques?

sorry...

[opihimoimoi]

20. Farmez la bouche, LOL Not too many from Paris/Land of the WINE

with the crow eating bunch....

[AspenRose]

46. Too bad, was going to suggest crow cordon bleu.

eom

[opihimoimoi]

51. By all means,,,send the recipe...even tho not too many French support the

Booosh....there are those that wouldn't mind Crowdon Bleu.....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Crawford Crow?

With a side dish of crap from Bush's mouth?

[opihimoimoi]

21. AKA....Shitty Crow

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. Or Crow Caca.

[opihimoimoi]

23. That has a better ring to it, lol

[Pharlo]

17. I came across this a few years back. Seems SO appropriate here

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on
the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to
tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear
the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated:


WASH. - BIOL. - SURV.

Until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas
camper:

Dear Sirs:
While hunting last week I shot one of your birds.
I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking
instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell
you, it was horrible.

The bands are now marked FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE.

[opihimoimoi]

18. That is SOOOOO FUNNY...lol :o):tyo

:toast:

[Arkana]

34. HILARIOUS.

"Wash. Biol. Surv."

What was this idjit thinking?

[Blue_In_AK]

25. Tandoori crow?

[opihimoimoi]

30. ?? Please explain this?

[Blue_In_AK]

31. It's the kind of crow I'd want to eat if I had to eat some...

I love Indian food.

[opihimoimoi]

35. Wow, a Special Crow...... I guess if Ya gatta.....ya gatta with good Crow

[Cha]

26. Crow

fingers dipped in poi! :P

[opihimoimoi]

28. Sorry, crow and POI is incongruent...lol

[Cha]

47. Won't wash, eh?

And thought it would be such just desserts! :9

[opihimoimoi]

50. It would desecrate the poi.... :o)

[0007]

32. Gott have a dish or two with limpball gravy or sauce.

Baked Crow stuff with Hannity dingle berries with a ting of hot tasty urine.

Steam Crow covered with O'Reilly Smegma sauce. A real yummy dish for a hungry freeper on a rainy night.

[opihimoimoi]

38. LOL, wait a min,,, we trying to make it easy for those that want a change

due to better vision....

Lets not scare um off... :)

[0007]

45. But but, hannity dingle berries are good for the eye sight..

[Arkana]

33. Crow With Steamed Rice And "I Told You So" Cream Sauce

[opihimoimoi]

36. Ya making it too easy for our new friends with new eyesights and vision...

[Demoiselle]

37. AND we could call the right-to-left shift Crowmentum.

Let's hope it builds.

[opihimoimoi]

40. Hope is OK, working for the SHIFT...perhaps so much better....

[bluedawg12]

41. If they are sincere welcome them as brothers and sisters. n/t

[opihimoimoi]

42. Yup, we welcome them who want the new Visine....clears the eyes

of the RW BS smog.....

Stronger coffee here too...better to think with....

[WLKjr]

43. Crow on a Shingle

[opihimoimoi]

48. They used to serve shit on a shingle in the Military...still?

[Dinger]

44. Suggestion For Admins:

A DU group for EX-repugs?

[opihimoimoi]

49. Born Again with Vision...seeing thru the Shit......

[kineneb]

52. ok, not crow, but with so many bird jokes...

Sing a song of sixpence
Pocket full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked into a pie.
When the pie was opened
The birds began to sing,
Wasn't that a dainty thing
To set before the King.

Could be crows, but would need to be reeeealy big pie shell.

-Historical note: this dish would have been an amusing "subtilty" for the medieval king in question. Large pies were made by separately baking shells and adding ingredients later. They were sometimes called "coffins" of pastry.

Ok, I know, history geek warning.