Gumby's Daily Needle - emailed to Mehlman this AM

[FormerRepublican]

Something tells me I won't be on the 'puke A list this year.

:rofl:

Gumby’s To Do List
September 8, 2005

1. Make sure Bush remembers what to think today
2. Find Dick
3. Admire Imelda’s – er, Condie’s shoes
4. Help Rummy hide Israeli Spies
5. Buy Guns
6. Help Danny (Hastert) hide Turkish Bribes
7. Spin DeLay indictments into legit business
8. Buy Guns
9. Visit Judy Miller – drop off horse head
10. Meeting at Pentagon - nuclear solution to Fitzgerald?
11. Buy Guns
12. Stop Rove from telling everyone I’m gay – ponder this
13. Find gay partner
14. Hide gay partner in closet with Gannon
15. Feed and water gay partner in closet every 5 DAYS!
16. Invite NRA for tea
17. Buy Guns
18. Meeting with Diebold to decide next election numbers
19. Take whistle from whistleblowers, demand prosecution!
20. Meet with press to decide today’s news
21. Write press release complaining of ‘liberal bias’
22. Pretend New Orleans still exists
23. Press point – New Orleans lazy should get job and not waste tax $$!
24. Gag Babs Bush
25. Hide Chertoff and Brown in closet with gay partner and Gannon

A Chairman’s work is never done (especially when you never actually start).