Who would win in a fight George W. Bush or John Bolton?

[Wetzelbill]

I mean, they both have to be the two toughest men on earth. I think it might end up a draw, but the fight itself would have been so gargantuan that it would have destroyed all of the Eastern half of the U.S.



Wow, I'm just getting stupid now. I should read Tom Friedman's column and go to bed. (speaking of stupid)

[cestpaspossible]

1. Mothra to the rescue

Mothra is the benevolent winged goddess; the protector of the earth.

[oblivious]

2. Both would cheat by paying someone else to fight for them.

[Wetzelbill]

3. now that is funny.....sadly true....but still funny

[oblivious]

4. Yeah, the sad thing is that I wasn't even trying to be funny.

When I read your headline, that's the first thing that came to mind. These are the kind of people that talk tough and then send good young men and women off to fight and die for them.

[Kenneth ken]

5. tough question

if we got lucky and they managed to beat each other to death, the whole world would win.

But based on their histories, I'm sure they'd each find a surrogate to do their fighting for them, so whoever managed to get the better surrogate.

[baldguy]

6. Bolton

He's an insane berserker.

Bush is Cheneys sock puppet.

[salin]

7. plus Bolton does his own fighting

jr hasn't done so since he "offered" to go mano a mano with poppy. jr gets other people to do his fighting - I would guess he is pretty "soft" in a fight.

[baldguy]

9. Poppy could still beat him.

[Lisa]

12. Bolton fights, if ...

... the "adversary" is someone he perceives as smaller and weaker. Like that woman he chased through a Russian hotel, as he threw objects and cursed at her.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1577549,00.html

The thing is, bullies don't have that great a combat record against someone their own size or larger -- and they're generally lousy at protecting people.

[spooky3]

8. Bush would pull on Bolton's moustache and the screaming would bring

Karl Rove out to send both to their rooms.

[bluecrush]

10. I think

it would probably turn into a flailing slap fight.

[spooky3]

11. LOL!