Bin Laden should release a tape of himself reading "The Pet Goat"

[Ian David]

That's it.

Just a tape of him sitting in a cave (or better still, a classroom) reading "The Pet Goat".





No threats, no political statements, just a good read from the children's book.

He should have done this last September 11th, but it might be a good idea if he did it right before a vote on Social Security or something. Or before the 2006 election.

Bonus points if he has "Special Ops Cody" with him.


BBC NEWS | Middle East | US hostage photo 'is doll hoax'
... A toy company says the figure pictured resembles its action doll ... used by Islamic groups, resembles "Cody", an action toy based on US special forces. ...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4229347.stm

[bklyncowgirl]

1. Somehow I don't think Osama has much of a sense of humor. nt

[praxiz]

3. I agree. Actually I think that's the point.

I don't think religious fundamentalism leaves much wiggleroom for giggleroom. Just look at Jerry Falwell

[rooboy]

2. A video of a naked Jeff Gannon reading it would REALLY be surreal. n/t

[eridani]

6. OK, photoshoppers, this is your cue!

Get busy!

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[Skidmore]

5. Would never happen.

Bin Laden is not going to get too critical of *. They need each other. He has in * someone who will play his game with him. He doesn't want to take him out any more tha * wants to take him out. * needs him to be the Boogeyman.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I don't think Benny has the strong feelings for farm animals that

Sir Smirks-A-Lot has! Benny rides horses, Bush...well he doesn't view horses as most other people do, according to his soul mate.

Besides I think Benny and the KKKlan from Texas, are really old bidness partners anyway. When you think about how much the Repigs and their fearful leader gained from Benny's handy work, you just have to wonder if they were in cahoots on a few things. Bush called 9/11 his trifecta and swore to bring Benny back "Dead Or Alive"! So far the blatherer in cheap hasn't delivered on hardly any of his promises, that he didn't make behind closed doors with people in the OIL and energy Business!


Probably the closest Benny has come to a "pet goat" is the fact that he probably not only looks like one, but he smells a lot like a "pet goat's" @$$! Cave dwelling is not very conducive to good personal hygiene IMHO!

[Ian David]

8. Who says he's in a cave? He's lounging around the pool in Miami...

...at The Fountain Bleu Hotel with Whitey Bulger and their protective detail from the US Secret Service.

[applegrove]

9. Bin Laden is not a friend. You should not wish anything for him. n/t