Why is George Bush afraid of horses?

[dave29]

there is the one picture of him on a horse as a kid, then nothing, ever again.

Why?

Nobody has ever answered why Bush, our cowboy President, doesn't ride horses.

Was there a hidden meaning behind Laura Bush's horse masturbation joke?

Is Bush unable to control his lusty equestrian desires?

Enquiring minds want to know... or on second thought, maybe not.

[Spinzonner]

1. They REALLY know a Horse's Ass when they see one

[paineinthearse]

2. Has anyone seen the Will Ferrell "commerical"?

Premis is it is a campaign ad. * is at the rail of a corral. When a horse approaches he freaks! Hilariois. Wish I had a link.

[dave29]

3. yes - it's hysterical

"someone get Dick Cheney!"

[eternalburn]

6. That was good :) (nt)

[killbotfactory]

4. He can't ride a ride a bike, much less a segway, without falling down

How do you think he'd handle a horse?

[dave29]

10. "handle a horse"

pun intended? ;)

[Kikosexy2]

5. Maybe ..

Chimpie was traumatized by porn videos of "Horse Hung Hispanics"??

[swimmernsecretsea]

7. Didn't you see "The Ring" ?

Or any of the "Omen" movies? They can sense evil.

[AValdoux]

11. Might be true

Horses are a good judge of character. You can't bullshit or bully a horse. They have long memories also.

AValdoux

[Lizzie Borden]

13. You got it exactly right.

Horse owner.

[Jade Fox]

8. He got kicked in the head as a child trying to "milk" one....

Actually, that explains a lot!!

[doodadem]

9. The story is

that he got kicked, or stepped on, or whatever when he was a kid. Scared to death of them ever since. Horses are pretty tolerant creatures, but no self-respecting steed would probably let him get near them anyway.
And from the kid from Louisville, Happy Derby Day this Sat.! No one in Calif. cares, so this week always makes me a little homesick....

[CottonBear]

12. Happy Derby Day to you! I love thoroughbreds and racing.

My filly (who is 2 today!) has both Native and Northern Dancer bloodlines on her dam's side. There's another horse at the farm who has Secretariat as a great uncle! Cool, huh?

As far as * is concerned, you can't lie to a horse. They know exactly what you are feeling. Horses are too honest for the likes of pond scum like *. Just my opinion.

[bread_and_roses]

23. (off topic) How wonderful!

That's some stellar ancestry! Good wishes to all here who are waiting excitedly for the Derby, too.

[CottonBear]

24. Mr. CottonBear saw the draw for post positions on TV today.

It's a big field, maybe 20, and they will have the extra starting gate to accomodate all of the horses. I need to check out the Derby site and make my best choice as regards the possible winner! Best wishes for a fun Derby Day!

[leftofthedial]

14. It has been speculated that with George the First's long absences

and long-time adulterous affairs, that Babs developed a yen for the equestrian. Perhaps George the Lesser saw something traumatic as a child.

[leveymg]

15. They applied that joke to Catherine the Great. It stuck.

No teflon Czarina, that one.

:+

[leftofthedial]

26. Babs has a Cathy the Great fixation

no doubt

[Vickers]

16. Because he is the Anti-Cowboy

Not the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Cowboy.

He is the absolute last thing I would think about when speaking of the wild west, cowboys, western culture in general, or patriotism, bravery or hard work.

[slor]

17. They make him horny...

and one never knows, for sure, if there are no paparazzi around.

[Colorado Blue]

18. LOL! And Happy Derby Day to all fellow horse lovers:) nt

[Syncronaut Seven]

19. The simplest answer?

Because horses are a good judge of charachter!

[orpupilofnature57]

20. Exatly, it's called good horse sense.

[sonicx]

21. He pissed one off after he forgot to call the next day?

[bread_and_roses]

22. Because the free horses of the earth will not bear Sauron's creatures

Most particularly none would not bear the Mouth of Sauron on its' back.

[Totally Committed]

25. According to Laura...

he likes horses just fine.

TC

[ComerPerro]

27. Maybe a little too much

Bring me a stallion with the biggest <bleep> you can find. In fact, bring me two...