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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 10:10 AM
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Imagine if Shithead didn't have any memorized blanket responses
prepared for his press conferences. If he's so "hommina hommina, Ummm - DUHHHHHH" now, WTF would he sound like if he had to be spontaneous and intuitive without any choreographed preparation?

America is truly the laughing stock of the world with this fucking goof as our so-called leader. Someone please pinch me if this is all a bad dream...
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Broken Acorn Donating Member (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 10:12 AM
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1. ditto
I wake up every morning and get pissed off before 10am because there is some reference to the retarded chimp or his unthinkable policies!
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 10:17 AM
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2. I'd like to help out and pinch your arm
but guess what? The nightmare would get worse 'cause then there would be physical pain ivolved also.

I like your description "hommina hommina, Ummm - DUHHHHHH". Thanks for my first laugh of the day!! :bounce:
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 10:18 AM
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3. "Memorized", my ass...
... all he has to do is read from the teleprompter. And considering he can't read, that would explain the severe mangling of the English language he's got goin' on.
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CanOfWhoopAss Donating Member (776 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 10:21 AM
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4. Pre-Senile Dementia "diagnosis"
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm


must see video of bush debating in '94 for Gov. of Texas and again in '04 against Kerry. In '94 he was actually well spoken. Ten years later he couldn't debate a 1st grader.

I guess his hearing is still good so if he couldn't memorize the responses they could always use an electronic device to transmit the answers to him. Like the one they used in the Kerry debates.
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 10:23 AM
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5. Bush Sure Stumbled Over His Words Last Night ..............
......When Reporters Started Asking Questions. How Can Anyone Follow The Verbal Inept????
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 10:33 AM
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6. "You work THREE jobs?...
Edited on Fri Apr-29-05 10:34 AM by skypilot
...That's great. That's distinctly American. Get much sleep?"

That's what he sounds like unrehearsed without memorized blanket responses.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 10:34 AM
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7. He was clearly reading again last night
Even looked down to see who to call next.
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