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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 12:16 AM
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Bush? Act of God, or, Shit Happens? WTF, They could be the SAME?
To Bush: "Mr President, ........we are getting reports of an Attack..........

"Watch my drive"

"We didn't know they were going to use airplanes as weapons...."

"We gonna find um, there is no place he can hide..."

"We found the WMD, it was there all the time, just as we said it was...."

"The recovery is just around the corner"

"Social Security is a mess and must be fixed" "It will go broke in 45 years".

"We have to lower costs of Gov't." 1.2 Billion gets the axe.

The quotes are a bit off but close enough....


What is so Godly about a man who gives us so much SHIT?


Come, we go find a BAR.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 12:22 AM
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1. OK.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 12:26 AM
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2. EWWWWWWW!
I just had a beer to honor the OP and now it is coming up! Not THAT kind of bar, jeeze.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 12:29 AM
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4. Ok, that wins "Lame Pun of the Week!"
... ah almoze spilt mah beeyuh, doncha know....
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:05 PM
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8. Even lamer than your pseud?
;-)
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 12:26 AM
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3. and Bin Laden is almost captured eom
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 12:58 AM
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5. maybe shit happens because God wants it to happen . . .
say, to teach us a lesson . . . like how we're treating each other, other species, and the Earth is not acceptable . . . and if we're going to act like this, we're going to pay the price . . .

or maybe not . . . but then again . . . :shrug:
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 04:24 AM
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6. I need a drink...in fact, I am going to drink Jagermeister until I
puke! You know why? Because Jagermeister ALWAYS makes me puke.

Good original post. Depressing, but good.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 05:59 AM
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7. "There’s nothing in the SS trust fund but worthless IOUs!"
The worthless IOUs being United States Treasury Bonds which are legally required to be backed by the full faith and credit of Federal government.
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