Army recrutiter tried to recruit my son from Arbys

[burn the bush]

ok, we're proud parents of a 19 yr old fast food worker. Today a man came into his store, asked his manager if he could talk to him (pointing our my son) and the manager sent my son over to him. The man said, "how would you like a job?" My son is excited. You know, somebody picking you out of your place of employment coz you're such an outstanding performer and all.

Then the guy gives him his card and encourages him to enlist. He offered him 10,000 bonus to sign on. My son took the card. I'm going to call the guy myself. I think that I might post his card on here when I get it just in case any one else has any questions for him.

I told my son that he wouldn't have to worry about getting killed in Iraw coz I would flat out kill him myself if he signed up for this Bush war.

I told him he should have told the guy "um let me see... Osama 50 million, me 10 thousands...hmmmm. Sounds like you want Osama more than me. Good luck with that"

[wakeme2008]

1. this is the first time I have heard of a

recruiter out of uniform. They are getting hard up if that was the case.

[Lars39]

3. Someone posted about some recruiters out of uniform at a mall

It sounded like there were several of them surrounding some kids
and demanding phone numbers and addresses.
The kids were intimidated, and only got out of the situation because one of them yelled.
The description made me wonder if we're not too far from impressment gangs.

[cornermouse]

2. Tell the recruiter to do his hunting in church.

[lateo]

4. LOL

Brilliant!

[MindPilot]

5. Is there a local college with a young republicans club?

Or a cabal of Protest Warriors? Those would be good places to recruit.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Plenty of Repubs in government have children who would love to fight, yes?

[wakeme2008]

7. Better yet go down an get a voter reg. list

of Repugs 18-29 YO.... from your local board...... George Bush needs yours support ONE MORE TIME :evilgrin:

[Dinger]

8. All Good Responses On This Thread...Thanks..I Needed a Day-Brightener

:)

[tinanator]

9. counter recruiting is the new big thing

I think Im going to start recruiting frat boys for commission.
And when Im not, Im gonna start hounding these pimps.

[DemBeans]

10. right on!

I told my son that he wouldn't have to worry about getting killed in Iraw coz I would flat out kill him myself if he signed up for this Bush war.

Best line I've heard all week!