I haven't seen the poll myself so that means it must not be an important poll. Besides, you have to look at the questions and how they manipulate them to get the answers they want. Appearantly, more people who didn't like the President responded to the poll where as the people who do love him which is well over 96.3% of the country don't feel comfortable answering polls. In fact, I don't even pay attention to polls because they don't actually represent America, it's only a few people's opinion and they can select which opinions they want. And look down at the bottom question, which is of course the most telling. See here, "If you had a choice between supporting the President and repeatedly striking your testicles with a ball peen hammer, which would you prefer?" Overwhelmingly, the people choose the President 51% to 3%. The remaining 46% got disconnected after this question but clearly they would have and in fact do, support the President and hate liberals.
So don't place too much stock in these poll numbers, Congress will soon be enacting legislation that forbids manipulating public opinion with the opinions of other people. It's called the Delay/Frist Fuck You Godless Heathens Bill. We expect it to be signed by President Bush tomorrow after 3 minutes of of open debate. He's flying back to the White House for the historic signing and then quickly returning home to suckle on the tit of the Lord. And yes, Barbara Boxer will not be invited to this hearing so you can expect little opposition to this in the Senate from this Godless Heathen. Our polls show true Americans despise this woman and thing she's a bitch.
If you want to see how a poll is done... look to Michael Medved, nationally syndicated right-wing religious talk show host for Salem Communitcations. {Note, this is not the same Salem that is famous for the Witch Hunts but those Puritans, they were a great generation of Christians. Give it up for the Puritans folks, come on. Can I get an Aman!}
Here's the Poll
http://www.michaelmedved.com/siteToday's Poll
Michael Medved's approach to movies qualifies him as:
Hitler
an Idiot
Satan
a Stooge for Hollywood
an American Hero
Now, don't get concerned if you should accidentally click the wrong circle. Our software is specially engineered by Yang Enterpirses to correct user errors.
Now the actual lesson on how to correctly engineer a poll is offered in Tongues. This is the most effective and pure way of communication and has not been tainted by the Liberal media. Also note that some words are offensive to God and so have no translation in God speak. So pour out a glass of God Juice and read on.
Homina Homina Boobo Shabibi Looloo Da Da Da Clinton. Yeo Yei Yei oh ha ho ha bo vloi capo capo shwing bop, Liberal Elite. Wieko Weiko Whann A, Boxer is a Bitch.
As you can see, this is the way to get a real reprentation of the opinions of all Americans. This concludes todays programming. I hope you enjoyed learning how to defeat the liberal bias and please remeber, God does hate some people, Jesus said so.