So who do you think Bush will nominate for Pope?

[MariaS]

I'm thinking maybe Jesse Jackson for his work on the Terri Schiavo issue. What are your thoughts DUers?

[Clark2008]

1. His brother. n/t

[hippiepunk]

2. Ashcroft

nothing like a good old Christofascist.

[Obviousman]

4. yep

[MichiganVote]

3. Himself

[GOPFighter]

5. No, it has to be someone who's celibate

How about Condoleeza?

[Avalux]

7. Rush Limpballs! n/t

[MariaS]

9. Celibate? Kind of Sleezy Rice?

Isn't she screwing the world?

[Bluebear]

6. JEB!

[demwing]

8. Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney is a man of good experiences. He's old, the Pope is old. Cheney helped turn a large democracy into a theocracy, the Vatican is a small theocracy over a large religion.

Help me out over here...

[andyhappy]

10. thats great!

I wonder how many people out there really think that its up to 'W' to make that call!

ha ha ha!

[Totally Committed]

11. Pat Robertson. (n/t)

TC

[catzies]

12. Ashcroft

n/t

[Hardrada]

13. His Mom

Babs looks like a Pope or at least George Washington

[nevergiveup]

14. Alan Keyes......gulp!

[dorktv]

15. I think...

ME! Yes ME! okay seriously, Bush might ask if he can screw up the VC too but they will explain to him very slowly that he this is not something he needs to do, he can go back to having his 8ball.

[AntiCoup2K4]

16. William "The Gambler" Bennett

The Pope DOES have to be Catholic, after all.

[DoYouEverWonder]

17. I hear Pat Robertson

is in the running but Richard Perle really wants the job.

[mtnsnake]

18. Surely he would annoint himself as the next Pope if only

he could speak one language fluently, let alone eight.

[bush_is_wacko]

19. That may be a more accurate reflection of what takes place 20 days

from now than you realize? You know there are many who think Pope John Paul II was the LAST legitimate pope according to scripture and the girls who "witnessed the "miracle of Lourdes" right? there have been many religious groups alluding to the fact that the NEXT pope will be the Devil himself. The Antichrist according to these groups is a separate entity and very likely the current president of the US.

I'm not sure what I believe, but they make a very good case that that is what is happening right now. These are NOT BTW, the rapturists! They are a separate, more quiet group of religious scholars. They insist that Opus Dei has already been invaded by the minions of the next pope and they are in collusion with PNAC. They do not push this idea very much because they claim those who seek the truth most do so of their own free will. They also claim that even those that haven't found the truth yet will be offered the chance to do so when an undeniable "miracle" of sorts takes place. They claim this miracle is to happen anytime between now and June, I believe. I have lost the link to the site, but I think the initials M + G + J were part of the name of the group. I'm not sure what religion they call themselves but I do know they are NOT aligning themselves with our current religious nuts.

[Fovea]

20. I thought that was decided alreay

Karl Rove will be Pope Tiberius the first.

[Nikki Stone 1]

21. How 'bout one of'em Irish Catholic boys like O'Reilly or Hannity?

They don't have to go through the trouble of converting. ;)