Has the United States Delegation to the Papal Funeral

[saracat]

been announced yet? Other than Chimp wants to go, and is waiting for an invitation???? I hear rumours that Clinton and Fmr. Pres Bush are going. Anyone have a link?

[TaleWgnDg]

1. Why? Are U soliciting to go? . . . n/t

[saracat]

2. Hah! You think they'd let me?????

:)

[TaleWgnDg]

3. Only if you look terrif in formal wear . . . n/t

[saracat]

12. Oh! I do ! I'd better pack. Where IS that black lace mantilla?

[Yupster]

14. I can't wiat to see what Cheney wears

My guess is bermuda shorts and a lei. He always seems to get the attire just right.

[njdemocrat106]

4. Hey I should be allowed to go

Supposedly I'm the Pope's tenth (or something near that) cousin (once or twice removed, I don't know). Never been to Rome, either, but alas, I have other obligations (like working :) ).

[imenja]

5. Cheney is going

[baldguy]

7. What will he wear?

A red golf shirt, plaid pants, thong sandles with black socks?

[imenja]

8. Calvin Klein and Jimmy Choo

What else?

[Stinky The Clown]

10. Almost right

Knowing Cheney, it will be plaid shorts instead of pants. They go better with black socks and his pasty legs.

[TaleWgnDg]

13. Hey, I guess we should be *grateful* that Cheney and his . . .

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Hey, I guess we should be *grateful* that Cheney and his . . . buddy Justice Antonin Scalia don't show up prepared for Duck Hunting in the Sistine Chapel!

[flordehinojos]

6. Did you see NUMBER 41 in front of the microphones the other day saying

that it had been his 'PRIVILEGE TO MEET POPE JOHN PAUL "NUMBER TWO" EIGHT TIMES'?

CONSIDER THAT! I mean, the man actually referred to Pope John Paul THE SECOND, as Pope John paul NUMBER TWO!!!!!!!!!!!

WAS THE HEAD OF THE BUSH FAMILY EVIL EMPIRE TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE, OR AN ALLUSION TO HIS "NUMBER FORTY-ONE-AND NUMBER FORTY-THREE" SICKENING HOLD ON THE WHITE HOUSE AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS EVIL SON?

And... most everybody else met the POPE FIVE TIMES while in the presidency .... BUT OH, NO. In his four years, HE MET THE POPE EIGHT TIMES! However, one wonders were those eight times all OFFICIAL TIMES and all during his four years, or were some of them behind the scene times while mooching off tax-payers' money as his son runs the U.S. to the ground?

[DemBones DemBones]

11. George H W has almost as much trouble with

English as George W does.

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Just As Long As It Is Not This Guy...