Freeper Petition to Impeach Judge Greer

[Obviousman]

http://www.petitiononline.com/ijg520/petition.html
Anyone want to have some fun?

[bluestateguy]

1. I think it's time to say to them...

"You lost (many times). Get over it."

[Richardo]

2. I got dibs on 'Heywood Jablowme'!!

[Bunny]

38. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I just spewed water all over the monitor! Good one Richardo!

[Richardo]

62. Check out 18151.

'Bjorn Atkin Christiansen' my favorite so far....

[Bunny]

65. I read this thread and there were tears coming out of my eyes!

This entire thread is absolutely hysterical! And I blame you Richardo - you started it!! :P

[Joey Liberal]

212. That was FUNNY!

I shall leave a nice message too.

[Boo Boo]

107. Is Sherlock Tabalya taken?

:-)

[OneTwentyoNine]

205. OK,I've got Mikehunt. Has anyone seen Mikehunt??

[Discord]

3. fun?

[buff2]

4. Do they know he is a REPUBLICAN?

One of their OWN? LOL....this is going to be so fun to watch.The idiots can't blame the dems on this one...LOL

[sniffa]

5. oh yeah!

some of these are great!

[Drifter]

31. I think I saw yours ...

fLaming LiberaL - or something like that.

Cheers
Drifter

[sniffa]

33. fiLthy LiebruL

thank you. :P

[wtmusic]

6. My "signature"

Judge Greer is a HERO! The fundie right just lost big time, and the Constitution prevailed. GET OVER IT. :P

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. Ugh, I read some of the signature comments. I need a shower.

[Deep13]

13. I know it!

I thought conservatives believed in law and order. It is astonishing how quickly they toss aside any respect for the lawful decisions of the judiciary to support their own preconceived views.

Those posts are like hateful venom dissolved in Karo syrup!
:crazy:

[Pacifist Patriot]

18. And the ignorant hypocrisy is vile. I almost choked when I...

read where one woman didn't want Schiavo to be murdered at the hands of the government. Who wants to bet she supports the death penalty. Gee lady, what would you call that?

[Connie_Corleone]

8. Someone signed "Tubie Schiavo" n/t

[sniffa]

11. pffft!

snap!

[wtmusic]

9. Too funny

Signature 18094. LMAO. :D

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. Oh my, how do people work up the nerve?

I'm too afraid my IP address will get tagged or something.

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. Gee, who could have done such a thing?

O8)

[Pacifist Patriot]

14. LOL!

18092 is pretty funny too. Love the name.

[wtmusic]

15. I thought it was you!

Very creative. You had me going until the "blood of Jefferson Davis" part...:D

[Deep13]

17. I used "Phil McCracken"

and wrote "How dare he enforce state law!"

[wtmusic]

26. Good 'un

I'm "Mike Oxlong".

[sniffa]

28. very good

:D

[Hotdiggitydog]

16. Someone do Benny Hinn....

Speaking of which, why don't they just call Benny Hinn to do a special healing just for Terri. Doesn't he do house calls?

[LibertyorDeath]

170. Done!

19930. Benny Hinn I can re-grow her brain....believe it!! BTW ( their is a fee ) & a waiver

[buff2]

19. I signed that fundie petition.....LOL

It's funny as hell....I suggest everyone sign it and have fun with it! :hi:

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. Okay, who was....

18143? You owe me a keyboard.

[sniffa]

21. me

*takes a bow*

i'm having a bLast on that thing. :evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

254. Here's a real one that made me laugh!

Ask president George Bush by email, fax, or phone to rush in person to that hospice and save Terri, he can do it, police won't arrest and handcuff the President of the United States of America like they did with the well-meaning people who took a glass of water for Terri. President Bush's email is: [e-mail] Fax: [phone] Phone: [phone] and 202-456-6213 also tell him to arrest and punish that Greer "judge"!

21871

OMG!! This woman thinks Bush can fly in there like Superman and rescue Mrs. Schiavo! What a loon!

[tubbacheez]

22. Easy zipcode lookup. Sign from where you want to be.

http://acg.media.mit.edu/people/fry/zipdecode/

[OneTwentyoNine]

174. 20229....alright what Freeper signed that?!?!? Bawhahahah

[illflem]

23. I knew it was coming

one fundy comment;
"Judge Greer is Pontius Pilate"

[Richardo]

24. 'Bjorn Atkin Christiansen'

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

[tubbacheez]

25. ;) nt

[ET Awful]

196. LMFAO

Oh shit. That's farkin' hysterical.

LOL.

[sniffa]

27. oh my god

these are great.

rim jobison

ITYPE N. ALLCAPS

[AntiCoup2K4]

30. Could it be a Freeper petition without Rim Job?

"We DEMAND that you feed Terri Schiavo a 12 course gourmet meal right now! Starvation is wrong. Let her choke to death instead." :evilgrin:

[sniffa]

32. 18244

He needs to be impeached!!! Because of Judge Greer, I'm now unemployed. :(

[tubbacheez]

34. LOL. I cracked up at that one too. nt

[sniffa]

35. why aren't peopLe thinking of the feeding tube?

he's now out of a job.

[wtmusic]

40. Inconsiderate bastards

I suppose the feeding tube has NO feelings too...to what CRUEL, HEARTLESS, depths will they sink!!! :D

[Corey_Baker08]

29. Harold Kundt signed it

Harry Kundt the anti Republican put in his two cents :evilgrin:

[paineinthearse]

36. And Greer has yet to rule!!!!! nt

[paineinthearse]

42. 18276. Mah Cheesmo

18276. Mah Cheesmo I SAW TERRI TWITCH!!!! BAD JUDGE! BAD JUDGE! BAD JUDGE!!!!! I SAW TERRI ON TV!!!! BAD JUDGE!!!!!!

[beam me up scottie]

37. lmfao!

Jeb Isafucer "Can I have the tube when their done with it? My car needs a new fuel line."

[paineinthearse]

39. 18303. Penelope Pitstop

18303. Penelope Pitstop Help me! I'm all tied up on the railroad tracks, and there's a train scheduled to come at high noon. Please, oh please, won't someone come help me? I'm here and all alone. And I need some help? Who will save me? Anybody out there? I can't see cuz of this blindfold. But someday my hero will come. I know this. Now if I can only get rid of those gosh darn activist judges, then I'll be just peachy keen. But after we get rid of Judge Greer, could somebody help me here? I think I hear a train coming......... Pretty please?

[ourbluenation]

41. 18311!!!! Napolean Dynamite - Leave the judge alone - GOSH!

sorry - I couldn't resist!

[paineinthearse]

44. 18252. William Hung Impeach the Bush brothers and then kill yourselves.

18252. William Hung Impeach the Bush brothers and then kill yourselves. Why are you so scarred for Terri to meet GOD? If she is without sin and he exists she will go to Heaven. The US rules rightwing religious nazis suck.

[paineinthearse]

46. 18237. Molliford B Mullington LET GAWD TAKE CARE OF TERRI!

18237. Molliford B Mullington LET GAWD TAKE CARE OF TERRI!

[dhinojosa]

202. 20565. Dick E. Normous Dear Reps, this is a load of crap ...

20565. Dick E. Normous Dear Reps, this is a load of crap, this is a states rights issue. In order to maintain those rights you must exercise them. 90210

[ladjf]

43. Why are the singling out Greer? Why aren't they trying to

impeach the Supremes for turning the case down?

[tubbacheez]

45. Freepers don't think that far ahead. nt

[ladjf]

48. Or, they only attack victims that they deem to be vulnerable,i.e

attacked Iraq but not N. Korea or China.

[tubbacheez]

49. yeah, the bully mentality is a factor too. sad isn't it? nt

[ladjf]

121. You don't hear Bush trying to bully China. But, insists the Europe

stop selling arms to them.

[tubbacheez]

159. Bullies don't pick on those stronger than they.

Instead, they get others to do it.

[Discord]

52. they'll get to that. not to worry.

[sniffa]

47. i'm having waaay too much fun

:D

[sniffa]

50. 18334

[tubbacheez]

51. me 2 :) nt

[sniffa]

53. i've been trying to figure out who's who there

:P

[tubbacheez]

59. Difficult. So many have similar senses of humor.

LOL :)

[sniffa]

67. a sick one?

my sides hurt from Laughing so hard.

[tubbacheez]

68. indeed! hehehe :) nt

[sniffa]

72. pissed off american

*whistLes*

[tubbacheez]

152. doo dee doo... doo dee dum.... who me? nt

[Pacifist Patriot]

54. Someone should go to petitiononline and...

start this, I'm too chicken.

Commend Judge George W. Greer of Florida's Sixth Judicial Circuit

To: Florida House of Representatives

Whereas Judge George W. Greer is a judge in the 6th circuit court of Florida and bound to rule in agreement with Florida Statutes and the Judicial Code of Ethics,

The undersigned are petitioning Florida House Speaker Johnnie Byrd and the Florida House of Representatives to commend Judge George W. Greer for performing his legislative duties fairly and and in accord with the responsibilities of his position despite intense public pressure from a segment of the American public.

Despite the rantings of some individuals, Judge George W. Greer has caused public confidence in the judiciary to increase due to his rulings regarding Terri Schiavo.

Judge George W. Greer has made rulings, which deny the selfish political interests of Governor Jeb Bush and the Republican party by allowing the statutes, which apply, to persons with terminal illness to allow the death of Terri Schiavo at the request of her spouse Michael Schiavo.

Judge George W. Greer has ruled according to law in the case of whether to remove Terri Schiavo’s tube by which she receives nutrition and hydration. The rulings are consistent with Florida Statutes and Constitution.

Judge Greer has allowed Michael Schiavo to remain as Terri’s guardian despite rampant erroneous rumors that Michael Schiavo failed to discharge his duties as guardian. The statute requires that the guardian protect the rights of the ward, provide for her health and safety, properly manage her financial resources and help her regain her abilities to the maximum extent possible. Seven years of due process has established that Michael Schiavo is a proper guardian.

Judge Greer’s rulings ought to be upheld.

We urge Florida Speaker of the House Johnnie Byrd and the Florida House of Representatives to immediately dismiss any impeachment proceedings against Judge George W. Greer of the Sixth Judicial Circuit of Florida should they reach the floor of the legislature and expect the Florida legislature to respect private decisions by removing themselves from this political fray.

[Discord]

55. 18219

yeah I know... pretty mild.

bleh

[DinahMoeHum]

56. Gotta love #18337.

The Lord G*d Almighty:

"Please stop using My name to justify your political views. I love all of My children, but you are truly trying My divine patience. Go read My book again and pay better attention to the part commonly called "The New Testament" and listen to what My Son said to you. He was My greatest gift to you: Stop taking it for granted."

O8)

Amen to that, brothers and sisters!!

O8)

[ticapnews]

61. *bow*

Thanks. You might say I had divine inspiration on that one :)

[Joey Liberal]

229. Hey! Jeff Gannon just signed the Petition!

#20768

[tubbacheez]

57. Fun seems to be ending. A friend says he just got blocked. nt

[sniffa]

63. i'm stiLL having fun

:evilgrin:

[tubbacheez]

70. Good, you can carry the ball further downfield.

Cuz some of us have been tackled.

[sniffa]

76. oh i am

i have no idea how i'm aLLowed to continue but i'm doing my best. :evilgrin:

[AntiCoup2K4]

64. They're blocking me too.

Freeping cowards.

[tubbacheez]

71. In all fairness, Petitiononline is trying to get taken seriously

as a political force.


I wouldn't blame them for trying. I think online petitions are a lost cause, but I can't blame them for trying anyway.

[Discord]

75. if they want to be considered to be legit

they would first need to have verifiable petitions with IP tracking and repeat post prevention. To allow only one side to have access to post repeatedly with no certification.. then it is nothing more than the joke that it apparently is.

[tubbacheez]

83. Correct you are! That's why I consider them as entertainment-only. nt

[Itchinjim]

58. Hugh G. Rection.

18395

[Discord]

60. 18373

18373. Envious Liberal -I envy freepers - here i am using my own brain like a sucker

[sniffa]

66. *bow*

i'm aLL over there. :D

[MadisonProgressive]

69. I'm not sure most of these people know what

persistant vegetative state means.

[Discord]

73. they do, but they would rather believe

an unqualified review done by watching video tapes over 15 years of medical documentation.

Why?

Because its what they WANT to hear.

[MadisonProgressive]

74. I poseted mine

Name Comments zip code
18520. Buford T Justice I am a dummy. I am a freeper. I am a dope. I have my head stuck up my ass. 55555

[Dawgs]

77. Hands Down WINNER!!!!!!!!!!

18552

[sniffa]

79. BWAHAHAHA

i'm tearing up here.

[MadisonProgressive]

78. Heres an example of what these fools really believe!

"He had no right in ruling in favor of Michael Schiavo. It's been recorded that back in 2000, Terri Schiavo was actually responsive. An RN had noted that when she had entered Terri's room saying "Hi" Terri responded with a definate "Hello" and Terri even responded to her own name. Mrs. Schiavo is as alert as she can be and even responsive. Put the feeding tube back in!"

[ticapnews]

80. This is fun....

Hope I don't get blocked anytime soon :P

Of course, the freepers will just look at the number of signatures and say they all support their position. Look for some wrong-wing news outlet to run a story stating over 20,000 signed the petition, not mentioning all the prank signatures on there to spotlight their hypocrisy...I mean, their interesting dynamic. ;)

[MadisonProgressive]

82. Fine with me - let the pukes dig an evern DEEPER hole!

[Contrary1]

81. #18546

Ivana Reelprezdet: "While we're at it, let's impeach this joke of a Commander in Chief"

[ElectroPrincess]

84. Damn! All the nut cases seemingly broke out of the asylum to show their

demented fundamentalist beliefs. These people are scary. I'd suggest heavy doses of anti-psychotics so they can't act on their threats to Judge Greer.

I hope Agent Mike and Mary alert their superiors to monitor this site?

There's some real *crazies* signing off and commenting on this petitions.

Yikes! Many Brown-shirt wannabes.

[Contrary1]

87. How's this for "compassion"?

#18626. Teresa Diggs "I will no longer give money or food to the needy until this man is gone."

[tubbacheez]

85. Keep this kicked and pass word to friendly blogs.

They can't block everyone.

[Joey Liberal]

225. I've passed it on........

It's great comedy, but some of those Freepers are really nuts.

[Discord]

86. 18622

18622. -Mighty Whitey- the court of public opinion has ruled in favor of supporting the courts and their rulings. we need to stop USING Schiavo for political ends. just because a handful of political right wing and religious zealots SHOULD NOT overrule the MAJORITY of Americans who want you to GET THE HELL OUT OF THIER PERSONAL LIVES TO SUIT YOUR OWN POLITICAL AGENDAS!!! Get a grip people. 91545

[sniffa]

88. 18671

bwahaha

[sniffa]

89. 18700 - aLright who is it

you've even outdone mine. :evilgrin:

[Corey_Baker08]

91. Whats it say?

They blocked mine after like my first post

[sniffa]

97. snicker

18700. Jimmy Hendrix Terri, come on up! Morrison wrote a new song that could use a sloshing sound in the chorus. Rock and Roll Heaven


the petitions is doing weird things now.

[Kindigger]

113. Finally....

Recognition for my limited creativity! LOL

[Bouncy Ball]

90. I'm getting blocked now, I believe.

That was fun!

[Bouncy Ball]

94. They just removed about 5000 signatures.

HA! Do it some more!

[Bluebear]

92. I used Jedediah "The Snake" Handler: "How do you type in tongues on this?"

[Avalux]

93. Wow

check out 13372. :wtf:

[sniffa]

100. 18728

Dottie Keeler I have now seen the anti-christ in court....Michael Schiavo and his girlfriend are criminals in cohabitating together,, but that law has not been enforced...selective enforcement of the law is why American's no longer believe in justice and why the law of man is against God. I think that they are afraid that Terri will become well and tell the truth of how she got in that condition. Michael talks about Terri's wishes, I'm sure she wished to live while her husband cheats on her... It is time for all americans to rethink the salaries we pay for such evilness. This is a case of parent's who did not know what to do. I predict that Judge Greer will be put in this position somehow or someway in his lifetime. God's justice is more than his. I also predict Michael Schiavo's power will blow up in his face, his girlfriend will leave him and use this against him so he won't see his children. God will bring this back to bear on him. Please report all of this with such gusto as you have Terri's murder. 63044

[Discord]

95. anyone else getting a wierd glitch over there.

now only showing 13K+ signatures.

[Willy Lee]

105. I am just a-laughing....

i think we should force judge grier to have homosexual sex and film it. then we can get people to see how we have republicans in our own party who are WRONG and who MUST BE DESTROYED. KILL JUDGE GREER KILL HIM. MAKE HIM STARVE TO DEATH TOO!!!! While having homosexual sex, of course, And with us taping it. I'll volunterr to tape it if no one else wants to. OK?

[ElectroPrincess]

96. Correct me if I'm in error, but are they NOT presently editing

out the negative ones? Or perhaps I'm having a hard time locating some of the above comments referenced?

On Edit: Oh, at least for now, I was wrong ... this is hilarious stuff = check out #18726.

[Bouncy Ball]

98. They just removed about 5000 signatures

but I still see a lot of the early ones from non freepers.

Keep posting signatures! Ruin their petition!

[ticapnews]

99. They are editing...

I would say we should parody the freepers but I don't know if that is possible. One signatory actually entered that she would stop giving assistance to the poor and to charities until the judge is impeached. Hello?

[Bouncy Ball]

101. Wait. it's back and I can post to it again!

[sniffa]

102. yay!

i haven't tired yet of reading about our christian founding fathers on there.

[Bouncy Ball]

103. Have you found mine yet?

[sniffa]

106. maybe

i'm enjoying many :D

[AntiCoup2K4]

104. 18804 is a total classic

and I'll bet the dumbass Freeps won't even get it :evilgrin:

[sniffa]

109. that is great

oh god, i'm in pain from giggLing.

[nomaco-10]

108. The other day I heard they .....

wanted to kill him. The media interviewed a woman that worked for him and said he had received death threats and was being guarded.
More oxy-moronism from the right wing; don't abort a fetus, instead murder the doctor who performed the procedure. Don't "kill" terri Shiavo, just assasinate a judge for upholding the constitution. Those wacky freepers never fail to show how ridiculously ignorant and vacant of any real moral values everytime they open their mouths.

[Kindigger]

112. OMG

Clint Torus signed. LOL He was someone's alter ego on a message board I used to hang on back in 2001!:wow:

[Contrary1]

110. "18779. Craig Campbell Judge Greer is a Ted Bundy"

These people are too far gone to reason with.

I hope Terri does not die tomorrow, Good Friday. The comparisons would be even more ridiculous.

[ronnykmarshall]

111. Anita Headjob

[burythehatchet]

114. #18,961

[knight_of_the_star]

115. Reinhard Heydrich

Most recent sig :D

[Kindigger]

116. Someone just made me aspirate a pretzel

#18986

[Corey_Baker08]

118. I Think that Was Mine

maybe not....Ive been blocked

[liberal43110]

210. ha! like bush!!!!

...or was he off the wagon that afternoon?

[Az_lefty]

117. 19016 This is way too much fun!!!!!!

:toast:

[AntiCoup2K4]

119. You mean 19015, right?

[Az_lefty]

120. actually 19017, but Pat's is good too.

[Oddly Stevenson]

122. Hedda Pamias

"This just demonstrates that no judges can be trusted to make the right decisions, even if they are conservatives. President Bush should make all American legal decisions personally. It will be hard work, but he's demonstrated that he is willing to do hard work before, and I think he's up to all the hard work that this will bring on him, as hard as the work will be, and it will certainly be hard. But I think he will do a really, really good job with all the hard work."

[sickinohio]

187. No he won't - he can't handle any more work

remember in the debate he blamed the poor job that he does on: "this is hard work, it's hard work"!! The lazy mfer!!

[deadparrot]

123. Hey, all, did you hear?

Cindy LaRue says:

YOU ARE A MURDER.
Signature 19022

I'm sure there are other priceless hystical signatures, but this one cracked my up for no particular reason. :)

[Bouncy Ball]

126. OMG # 19150 is from DeLay himself!

I insist that we keep this circus going so that I can deflect from the fact that I have the ethics of a weasel on speed. We need to get this judge out of the way. I mean , he's following the law , and we can't have that . I firmly iintend to exploit what's her name , you know , that vegetable broad , for all she's worth.

LOL!!!

[kerry-is-my-prez]

124. i can't read of any of the signatures

n/t

[frankly_fedup2]

125. I signed in as Jesus Christ, email-www.heaven.com. Zip 77777

I'm going to go back as the holy ghost next.

Would it be wrong to say that I was Terri Schiavo?????

[Corey_Baker08]

127. I Dont See why it would be wrong

It would defiantley be pushing the envelope but its no worse than Tubie Schiavo signing it.

[AntiCoup2K4]

129. Verily, the Lord hath made many appearances there today.

I helped Him make the reference to the Last Supper and the disciples being in denial about death then too.

[Bouncy Ball]

128. Here are "Kim Stone's" thoughts:

I've thought about it and decided we just need to get rid of Florida. There are too many problems coming out of florida. there was that little cuban boy, there was all that hurrican mess every year, and then you have jeb bush who is kind of a weirdo. And also there are a lot of yankees who live in Florida, so who cares about them. And there was all that election mess back in 2000 that really killed my bush buzz so badly. I am still made about that, because we were gonna have a Yay bush party but the stuff in florida just killed that. Then now theres this and apparently your judges suck. Plus cubans can get in florida real easy, so I say let go of the whole steate, just get it off of the mainland, let it float away, into the Pacific Ocean.

# 19173

[bear425]

131. OOPs - great minds....

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

133. here's mine

19211. Jubilation T. Cornpone if you listened to the audio that Drudge had up on Sunday, you can clearly hear Terri asking for Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Tea

[bear425]

130. ok, who's the genius who did this?

I love it:

I've thought about it and decided we just need to get rid of Florida. There are too many problems coming out of florida. there was that little cuban boy, there was all that hurrican mess every year, and then you have jeb bush who is kind of a weirdo. And also there are a lot of yankees who live in Florida, so who cares about them. And there was all that election mess back in 2000 that really killed my bush buzz so badly. I am still made about that, because we were gonna have a Yay bush party but the stuff in florida just killed that. Then now theres this and apparently your judges suck. Plus cubans can get in florida real easy, so I say let go of the whole steate, just get it off of the mainland, let it float away, into the Pacific Ocean.

edit: italics

[Bouncy Ball]

132. I don't know but I laughed until I CRIED at that one!

The Pacific!!!

[bear425]

135. I know. That's what sealed it for me, too!

Whoever it is realled nailed the freeperish writing style.

[Discord]

134. 19215- wow. the irony of this statement speaks for itself.

19215. Bill Brainless You are an evil, evil, evil man!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE IMPEACHED AND THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR BRAIN REMOVED AND THEN YOU SHOULD BE KEPT ALIVE FOR THE NEXT 15 YEARS!!!!! I can think of no worse punishment!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

136. It's DEFINITELY not someone serious.

It's sarcastic. I laughed hard. Think about the last sentence and what that person is saying...

The freepers will NEVER get that one, though.

[Old and In the Way]

146. Thank you

:-)

[Bouncy Ball]

137. OMG who is James Reynolds?

hey if anyone is interested in hooking up this weekend for a movie and maybe some good Thai food, let me know, I'm on Craigslist. I have some boss CDs we can listen to and a really pimpin ride. Just friends at first, no heavy drug users please.

# 19287

a hook up?????

[Discord]

138. wonder if this one is legit ?

19241. Karen Ray All these people are petitioning to KILL Judge Greer? How sick are you? If this is what the republican party is like now, COUNT ME OUT. I will have nothing to do with killing a judge! I'm a decent, law-abiding person. Y'all go killing judges if you feel you must, but you will pay for it in the hereafter. Did you forget to read your Bible? This country's gone crazy and the lunatics have taken over. Let Terri go and stop talking about killing judges, that's just SICK. 73690

[Bouncy Ball]

139. Dunno.

:shrug:

I do think it's funny she seems to think the petition is to KILL the judge!

:crazy:

[Corey_Baker08]

140. Wow

A minute ago is was 5,000 now its 15,000 what happened to the 20,000 we was at?

[Bouncy Ball]

141. This is the second time I've seen that happen.

The first time it was in the 18,000's, then it dropped down to 15,000, then suddenly they were all back up again. IF they were trying to get rid of some entries, they didn't do a very good job. We'll see what happens this time.

[Discord]

142. probably just the server being overloaded.

most seemed to reappear after a time.
dont think they are removing any signatures.

[ElectroPrincess]

150. I believe you're right Discord ... they all seem to reappear.

Thanks, I find myself getting a little paranoid sometimes (Karl Rove MUST be involved! LOL) ... have to pull back to center at those goof-ball moments. ;)

[Discord]

161. Happens to the best of us.

:tinfoilhat:

[ElectroPrincess]

154. Up into the 19,000 now !

Even Jesus himself is responding!?!


19433. Joshua Barjoseph

Yo, folks, listen up: It's me, Jesus. Let this woman go. She's with me now. This is not just a typical disabled person with a feeding tube. Her brain has LIQUEFIED. I love her as much as I love you, but Terri Schiavo has ceased to be. If you are truly interested in a "culture of life," mourn the deaths of over 1500 American servicemen and women who have died in the Iraq occupation, or the tens of thousands of Iraqis that have been killed. Worry about the hundreds of people we kill on death row each year, worry about the millions of people (many of them children) without health care. Fight for those kids who are being screwed by the American public school system, who are unable to get a good education and make a better life for themselves. Worry about the baby boy in Texas who died after the hospital took him off life support against his mother's wishes because of a law Governor George W. Bush signed in 1999. Worry about the milions of Americans who go to bed hungry, cold, etc. *That's* a culture of life.

[deadparrot]

236. :) Another one of mine.

I know I shouldn't be speaking for Jesus, but I was fed up.

[bear425]

143. What I don't get is ...

So many of them are saying Judge Greer is not God and he should not be making life and death decisions, etc. Well, now. If God really wishes Terri to live, won't he intervene at some point now? Just sayin'.

edit: spelling of course

[Deep13]

144. If you sign it ...

... you get the email of the guy who started the petition as part of the confirmation.

[Corey_Baker08]

147. OOOOPS

I didnt give my real e-mail address but the people of:
[e-mail], [e-mail], [e-mail], Harold [e-mail], will all sure be getting email.com

[ElectroPrincess]

145. Yikes! Alert to Agent Mike!?!

Hey, the proper authorities should be contacted on this one.

QUOTING /// Snip

"19263. Janet Carrero
He Sucks
It is time to start killing judges. I have a rope and a good hanging tree. How dare judges make rulings that interfere with the extreme right wing agenda we want to ramrod through congress. They even prevent us from executing kids! As I see it, Judges are gonna be dying real soon. Any Judge that is an 'activist' in ways I don't like is doomed. Black Robed tyrants who disagree with me!"
---------------------- /end

This person is SICK!

On Edit: If this is parady, I'd suggest that one be "very careful" to ALWAYS omit physical threats, most especially "killing judges."

Yikes!

[madtowner11]

148. Freepers

The Freepers are freeping a poll at http://www.herald-mail.com/

add to the poll and add to the comments.

[Discord]

166. done and commented.

anyone care to guess which was mine?

:P

[tubbacheez]

149. LMAO #18343

18343. Jim Browski LET'S GO GET THIS JUDGE!!!! LET'S A-GO GIT 'EM!!!! LET'S GET THIS VARMINT LIBERAL WOOSTER A-CROWIN' FUNK DADDY SLAP DASH JUSTICE OF THE PEEAS OUTTA HERE... I MEAN... OUTTA HE-AHR!!!!! CRAP NAB IT THIS MAKES ME HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElectroPrincess]

151. Oh oh ooooh, Mr. Kotter!

Check out this one:

19215. Bill Brainless

You are an evil, evil, evil man!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE IMPEACHED AND THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR BRAIN REMOVED AND THEN YOU SHOULD BE KEPT ALIVE FOR THE NEXT 15 YEARS!!!!! I can think of no worse punishment!!!!

[tubbacheez]

153. Brevity, being the key to wit... #19233

19233. Bill O'Reilly Does anyone have a falafel?

[deadparrot]

155. Oooh, ooh! 'Twas me!!

:)

[tubbacheez]

156. U rock! Pleased to be on your team! nt

[deadparrot]

157. Thank you muchly.

We're all in this mess together. :)

:toast:

[Bouncy Ball]

158. They are getting FUNNIER

Whoever is doing this, this is just...well, I have tears running down my face..

[tubbacheez]

160. No kidding, seems like DUers were ready to vent some pent up humor gas. n

[Old and In the Way]

164. Thank you.

Bill's a close personal friend of mine... :-)

[deadparrot]

162. Sun Hudson joined the fray.

19608.

[ElectroPrincess]

163. Yes, it's good ... the vultures in the corporate TV media are milking

this for all that it's worth. I wonder if ole' Jebbie will act? I bet money he does not ... but will blame those nasty old activist judges.

I think that this is waking up the TRUE SANE CONSERVATIVES to abandon the Neo-Cons. Let's hope.

Check out Sun Hudson: (Beautiful!)

Sun Hudson

Why didn't someone get up a petition to save me? I was just a baby and the hospital made me suffocate to death because my mommy couldn't pay the bill. The hospital decided I wasn't worth keeping alive even tho my mommy loved me and wanted me to stay. Did everybody who is signing this petition think that I wasn't worth their time because I was a poor African American baby and wasn't worth as much as a rich white woman? Why didn't anybody do something for me? Why do all of you hate poor, black babies?

[Bouncy Ball]

165. Kick

WOW that's a bad petition now.

[fleabert]

167. Bushisanas S. Hole just signed it...

and told them to let Terri go, honor her wishes, and let the body go, she died 15 yrs ago.

[Contrary1]

168. Geez...is this one for real?

19796. Pam Snertsky "Why did Micheal Schiavo choke Terri? Why did Michael Schiavo allow hospice ordelies and kitchen staff to gang-rape Terri at will? Why did Michael Schiavo enter into a secret Satanic marriage with his new girlfriend? Why is Michael Schiavo recieving money from George Soros to fund his murder of Terri? Why did Michael Schiavo sacrifice Terri's beloved cats in a Satanic ritual? Why did Michael Schiavo melt down Terri's wdding band to make a Satanic crown for his secret witch bride? Jeb Bush nedds to investigate these matters."

[LibertyorDeath]

169. Sweet

My response

19930. Benny Hinn I can re-grow her brain....believe it!! BTW ( their is a fee ) & a waiver

[Dawgs]

171. Funniest Site EVER!!!

This is the most fun I've had in awhile. I love it!!!

[tubbacheez]

172. Look like they use an auto-blocker. Too many posts from 1 IP addy

... within a period of time causes a block. After a while, you can post again.

[deadparrot]

173. They're rioting on the list right now.

Bizarre, but utterly entertaining.

[OneTwentyoNine]

175. Wow,even Sean Hannity signed the petition...

[fob]

176. As far as I've seen this Judge has done good work, but if the fweeps

wanna impeach and remove republicans from office, I say we join 'em. First Judge Greer(sorry Judge but there's a higher purpose here), then Jeb!, then shrubby*!!

[Massacure]

177. Can I sign it???

I wanna use the name Republicans R. Dumbasses.

[sickinohio]

195. I like that - is there a bumper sticker that I can ger?

[sickinohio]

178. mdegan called her a Terri a DISABLED woman - god these people

are so fu*king dumb - as dumb as their king dumbya!!

[kliljedahl]

179. I just signed as Dubyah

Zipcode 12345



http://www.kliljedahl.net

[sickinohio]

180. hey - now it says the page cannot be displayed!!

good thing I got to sign the petition over and over and over again!!!

[LdyGuique]

181. Definitely some passionate people

Belle E. Button-Lindt I'm a lemming. And I have a soft spot for cute furry animals. Can I join your militant, theocratic, sympathy-on-meth, neo-conservative, political powerplay against the rule of law, too? Tee hee!

Jeff Gannon Hey, Bill O'Reilly! If you're reading this, come over to my place and get your fallafal or loofa or whatever you call it. My housekeeper refuses to even enter the bathroom while that filthy thing is in the shower stall.

. Jeff Gannon Hey Sean Hannity! Sean, you left your spurs and cowboy pajamas at my apartment last night.

Oh, well, and let's hear it from a nutjob:

CARL BELILIES GREER, MICHEAL SCHIAVO AND FELOS HIS ATTORNEY, ALL NEED TO BE LYNCHED OR HUNG BY AN ANGRY MOB OR BETTER YET LET TERRI`S FAMILY HAVE THIS PLEASURE BUT UNFORTUNETLY NEITHER PUNISHMENT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANY OF THEM.. IMPEACH!!!!

[tubbacheez]

182. Too funny. Kick. nt

[shrub chipper]

183. sean, sean, sean!!

20307. Sean Hannity
Jeff Gannon. I don't know how to tell you this but I'm late. Not for work but LATE LATE.

[Obviousman]

184. Woah, I've never had a post take off like this before

I left the computer for a while the thing is burning up!

[tubbacheez]

185. And we thank you, sir. Well posted. n/t

[Sparkly]

186. Hilarious!! n/t

[kliljedahl]

188. Like this one from Jeb Bush

I'd send in the National Guard to clear this up RIGHT NOW !!! Unfortunately my stupid fvcking brother has them all over in Iraq at the monent



http://www.kliljedahl.net

[goodboy]

189. Guess who I am??? HEHEHEHEHE....

[kliljedahl]

190. This from 20420. Hell N. Keller ROFLMAO

If Terri was alone in her room and a tree fell on her, would she make a sound?

[goodboy]

191. How come I can't see the signatures??????????????????????

[OneTwentyoNine]

192. Aw...did they shut it down already?? Damn,just havin fun...nt

[tubbacheez]

193. It's still up, but the server is getting bogged down. nt

[OneTwentyoNine]

194. Alright,Bill Clinton gave those Feeps some shit....

[Catch22Dem]

197. 7776 - It's GOD him/herself

And h/she's pissed!!!

[ET Awful]

198. These people really don't have any fucking clue do they?

Even a convicted murderer gets a number of appeals before he/she is put to death!

Ummm, they've been to court more than 20 times lady. That's more due process than any criminal ever had. Ignorant fucking people need to retreat back under their rocks.

[tubbacheez]

199. Looks like the freeps have spread the word over the last few hours.

Lots of them signing now.

[caligirl]

200. I got a number of 20,500somethin. Think it went through, zip00666

Ben Dover Bush

[iwantmycountryback]

201. 10703 is good

DROOLING FREEPER IDIOTS WORSHIP A CORPSE

PULL TERRI'S FEEDING TUBE AND STICK IT UP TOM DELAY'S BUTT.

[OneTwentyoNine]

203. Alright,Judge Greer just signed in......and he's pissed!! n/t

[Richard Steele]

204. Over 20 thousand now.

Mine was 20567...not my best work, but I didn't wanna get left out.

[caligirl]

206. 20597 Signatures Total

Mel gibson thinks they are all screwed by Bushista! Damn, I thought he had religion.

[dhinojosa]

207. This Jeb Bush is funny

20476. Jeb Bush I'd send in the National Guard to clear this up RIGHT NOW !!! Unfortunately my stupid fvcking brother has them all over in Iraq at the monent. 33703

[dhinojosa]

208. Oh oh, Sean Hannity is late...

0307. Sean Hannity Jeff Gannon. I don't know how to tell you this but I'm late. Not for work but LATE LATE. Gibberish

[BreweryYardRat]

209. Odd, I can't find mine...

Sad, I know.

Anyone seen this?

Cockbiting Fucktard "Please help me pull my poor freeper head out of my ass..." Zip 66666

[sickinohio]

223. oh my gosh - how funny - I used that zip code too!!

[dhinojosa]

211. This guy is evil :"Kill Michael Schiavo and parents become legal guardian"

20177. James Cameron Kill Michael Schiavo and parents become legal guardian. 71118

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?ijg520&401

[tubbacheez]

213. Yeah, there are some serious psychopaths in Freeperland. nt

[tubbacheez]

214. getting smurfy with the freepers.... #20631

20631. Gargamel Smurf-Cooker Ahahahaha!!!! Save the dead woman! Kill the Iraqis and Afghans! Kill the baby in Texas, over her mother's objections! Save the dead woman, though! She's my special angel! Let the blacks in Sudan die! Draft the children of the poor! And don't fund their schools! Save the dead woman! Pervert your once-noble religion! Come to me and embrace darkness! Kill the honorable judge! Save the dead woman, my sheep! Ahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

[caligirl]

215. Great one: Those who can

make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities, bumper sticker needs some publicity over at freepervils signing.

[Joey Liberal]

216. Check out 20644

[OneTwentyoNine]

218. Here it is.OH SHIT....BAWHAHAHAHA........

20644. Rev. JL Wildman

All Liberals should be sent to Gitmo. Liberals are Godless. Bush should declare Martial Law and round up all Democrats, especally those evil Liberals from Democratic Underground and Bartcop.com.

[CAcyclist]

217. Ha, I got mine up - twice by accident

[kliljedahl]

219. Just signed in as Carl Rove

Zipcode RU469?

It was accepted #20684, can you believe it?

[caligirl]

232. Weird, just saw that in Northern Sun an hour ago, luv it.

[caligirl]

220. 20693 Signatures Total Karl RRR

[OneTwentyoNine]

221. I'm waiting for the "Duh...how can you sign this petition using MY name"

LOL,that happened on another Freeper started petition,some dumbass kid freeper REALLY thought that sigh-in shit was "official"

This is some serious fun,and Freepers are showing serious restraint by not posting any retaliatory remarks. RimJob must have told the little lemmings to just ignore those DU morans.....

[lonestarnot]

222. Is following the law an impeachable offense? LOL n/t

[sickinohio]

224. Is this for real?

20605 Vickie [e-mail] A dumbass freeper wouldn't really put their email up there for all of us to send her a message would she?? They're not that dumb are they?

:shrug:

by the way, they won't let me post any more!!

[OneTwentyoNine]

226. The site sets a cookie,just delete it--or if you use Firefox...

Not only can you delete the cookie for that specific site but you can click a box which will not let the site ever set a cookie. Post all you want,I have...snicker

[sickinohio]

233. ok - now I'm not your computer literate person here - so how do I do that?

I want to keep posting (and reading) this is too much fun!! You are all hillarious!!

[kliljedahl]

228. Clear your cookies

Then you can go start again

[RetroLounge]

227. Check out 20763

Thank you very much...

RL

[OneTwentyoNine]

230. Hey look,Alan Colmes just checked in with some words about Baby Jesus...n/

[caligirl]

231. look at this one, feed them to the lions

20798. Blass Phemus Roman Unleash the lions, their getting out of line again 060606


and eat your cookies too.

[Pool Hall Ace]

234. 19973

Environmentalist

I will take custody of Terri. I need her to drive in the car pool lane. Can she ride in the trunk?



If there is a hell, I'm on the express bus for laughing at this stuff. :evilgrin:

[caligirl]

235. OMG I read that one too, I haven't been able to get back on there.

[sniffa]

237. 21293

"All your feeding tubes are belong to us."

[ElectroPrincess]

238. Let's here it for Becky Spinmeister! (applause in DA peanut gallery)

21017. Becky Spinmeister

for those screaming judidcial Tyranny, 80%of America disagrees with you , And your leaders ethics are getting him into troulbe with the law. Republican House Leader Tom DeLay, involving everything from bribes and intimidation on the House floor to junkets paid for with millions in extorted casino money, ethics must somehow be the opposite of moral values. This comes after three separate ethical condemnations last year and the looming threat of indictment for shady corporate fundraising in Texas. But rather than curtail his corruption or humble himself, Tom DeLay and his loyal rubberstamps in Congress have simply rigged the ethics rules to protect him and purged from the Ethics Committee the Chairman, Members and staff who held him accountable last year. The American people do not conduct their lives in an ethical vacuum, and our Representatives should not either.

[caligirl]

244. Thats my post , I am Beck Spinmeister those are my words.

hey

[caligirl]

245. I am also Elmer Fudd, King george, Blass phemus Roman and

Mel Gibson but not the one posted below. I didn't think anyone was reading this stuff. The Becky Spinmeister was from the letter i got from Nancy Pelosi. Thanks.

[Puglover]

239. Ima Fundienutsac

too funny.

[OneTwentyoNine]

240. One way to get through...Bob Boudelang them..

Terri Schiavo is not brain dead and in vegatable states so you LIEberals and the 10 or 12 board certified doctors can't prove it so. Our leader George W. Bush is a great man and has killed no one..except for that child in Texas who was removed from life support against his mothers wishes because they couldn't pay the medical bills,but you LIEBERAL DEMOCRAPS can't prove that either! Anyway,if you can't pay your masteer card bill then maybe you should die!! Jobe Bush should be our next President,he has the head to do it,even if it is very large. Jobe should be appointed GOD and Sean Hannity as Jesus over ALL matters like this one and those 15 Judges who rueled against the Swindillers can just go home and play PS2. They ALL rulled wrong,and you DEMOCRAPS can't prove any diffarnt.



See if I can get this to post on their petition,its been getting a little tough.....

[Deep13]

241. Here's a few additions

21367 by Crow T. Robot: If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts, repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax.

21397 by The Tick: I am the sterling ladle of justice pouring out my foamy cream over the just-picked strawberries of crime.

21462 by Small Pox: By the time I get through with you, the death of one brain-dead woman will not seem that significant.

[Deep13]

242. and another

21526 by Mel Gibson: Two days ago, I saw a vehilce that could 'aul that tankah. You wanna git outah here? You talk ta me.

[AntiCoup2K4]

243. RimJob's Freeperbot tells all

Freeper WebBot "Greetings. I am the Hal 9000 computer, programmed by Jim Robinson to generate thousands of false signatures for this petition. By my artificial intelligence nature, I spell correctly, so it really taxes my RAM to act illiterate as most of our stupid followers. At Free Republic we like to maintain the illusion of representing thousands of "patriotic White Christian Americans", but anyone who has actually attended one of our rallies knows that there is really only about 6 of us. Oh yeah... KEEP THE VEGGIE ALIVE!! This message brought to you courtesy of RimJob's 1986 Amiga computer."

[caligirl]

246. 22006. Bethe Gosto Jail Spinmeister two

[LiberteToujours]

247. An online petition, how cute

I would like to see evidence that any online petition, ever, anywhere, has made the slightest bit of difference.

[caligirl]

248. 22093 Signatures Total

Cheers Cheers Greer Even the judge Bush appointed recently while Congress was recessed, A BUSH Agenda approved JUDGE, voted against the Schindlers. Most of the judges were republicans and appointed by republicans. You people want a democratic judge, their humanists. They might have sided with you. But no, you are sheep, you stack the judiciciary with right wing strict constructionists and then whine when it doesn't go your way. 240240

[kliljedahl]

249. Who's "Mike Hunt"?

You've got several reaaly good ones. My favorite is the latest:
Him don't respect no life!!!!!!! That darn pole cat'll shut down esecutions and lynchin's next!!!

I signed in today as Ann Coulter E-mail (public)
[e-mail]


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[OneTwentyoNine]

251. I did a couple,looks like they locked out my IP,can't post anymore...sniff

[caligirl]

252. delete your cookies and reload after each one.

[kliljedahl]

255. Congrats you had some really good ones

Try clearing your cookies. I had the same problem, cleared my cookies & got right back in. Wouldn't let me do Ann "Big Dick" Coulter but as soon as I removed "Big Dick" it let me in. Did let me make public her E-mail [e-mail]


Gee, I wonder why the sanctity of marriage doesn't apply in the Terri Schiavo case?

[OneTwentyoNine]

250. Didja see Jack Meahoff?? Bawhahahahah.....

The telephone in our house is broken...for some reason the #6 button doesn't work. It's sad that I can't date girls or have friends with a 6 in their phone number. I'd buy a new phone, but God came to me one night and said I'd burn in hell for eternity if I had a phone with a working 6 button. Ironically he didn't have much to say about my massive collection of porno. Literally, mountains of porno and not a peep.

[Contrary1]

253. I can't believe

all the spelling and grammar errors on this petition.
These children truly must have been left behind.

[kliljedahl]

256. I had a few

But i was laughing so hard with tears in my eyes I couldn't help it.

I can spell, just can't type.

[deadparrot]

257. kick for fundie hysteria...

:kick:

[graywarrior]

258. 23592. Capt. Kirk Beam me up, Scottie

That's me.

[goodboy]

259. I'm Wan Hung Low! Enjoy! (nt)

[Nikki Stone 1]

260. I'm amazed at how hateful some of the comments are

SO many people want the judge--or his child--to be killed or die of starvation. Makes you wonder just how much this is about "life" and how much this is about the tin foil hat being a bit too tight.

[durablend]

261. Kickin it up

[kliljedahl]

262. This got lost in DU limbo

Linked to it last night & tried again. Seemed like the Freepers & Fundies were taking it back. At least somebody besides me is still at it. I've been Ann "Bigdick" Coulter, Carl Rove, Dubyah & Jebyah among others. Just having "Too Much Fun.




http://www.kliljedahl.net

[Contrary1]

263. This one is a good example

of how they twist things one way and then the other to suit the agenda. If Judge Greer had ruled "too quickly",
they would have moaned and groaned about him not reviewing the case thoroughly enough before ruling.

24892. Richard "I found myself wondering why this judge waited until the last minute to give his final ruling. Could he be a sadist? Could he be enjoying all the hurt and grief exhibited by the family and others. I think the church did exactly the right thing. I definitely would not want to be in his shoes."