I'm beginning to think Jeff Gannon has a mental problem...

[Sparkle]

Gannonblog

March 23, 2005

A dangerous precedent

It didn't take long before the case law established by the Schiavo precedent was put to the test. Teresa Heinz Kerry announced today that she would be disconnecting her husband's feeding tube, previously referred to as the Heinz family fortune. John Kerry, a former Democratic presidential candidate, will be forced to survive on the meager salary he earns as a United States Senator until he shrivels and dies. Those close to the Massachusetts lawmaker have already observed a lack of energy, decreased sense of humor, indecisiveness and an unnatural orange skin-tone.

Minority Leader Harry Reid vowed to filibuster any attempt by the Senate to intervene in the case, citing states' rights and spousal privilege.

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What a :freak: !

[TwilightZone]

1. He's just an asshole who thinks that he's being funny.

Ignore him.

[meegbear]

2. I'd tell Gannon to "blow me" ...

but I'd be charged $200.00.

[DearAbby]

13. I'd laugh...but I would have to put a condom on my face!

Sorry Jon....I love that line heheheheee

[meegbear]

14. LOL! Me too!

[edbermac]

3. That's pretty funny, Jeff...

By the way, how much are you charging for oral these days?

[pbartch]

9. I bet he has to pay for it now.

[Merlot]

4. He doesn't have a mental problem. He doesn't have a mind.

He's just a rw mouthpiece.

To write anything that mean spirited is just pathetic.

[Demit]

5. for such a pricey prossie, pretty cheap humor.

Somebody should tell him, don't quit your night job.

[MADem]

6. Yeah, he is not even amusing

Not a bit. Not even to a rabid rightwinger. He's also not accurate, and accuracy, or an attempt at it, is at the heart of good, biting humor.

Like the very term "jumped the shark" he too has jumped the shark. He ought to jump into his car and go see a shrink.

It's almost as though he is flailing about trying desperately to find his way back into the fold, and doesn't understand why his former pals are squeamish, in their family values fashion, about consorting with a whore.

[Straight Shooter]

7. He isn't the center of attention anymore, and he misses it.

So he tries for a double-whammy, attempting to prop the RW case to keep the living dead alive, and insult John Kerry.

For his sake, I hope Jiffy-Lube Jeff is better in bed than he is on paper.

[tanyev]

8. Wow.

I don't even think the people who like Jeff Gannon would find that funny.

[grace0418]

11. You're overestimating their intelligence n/t

[grace0418]

10. I'm beginning to think anyone who supports BushCo has some

kind of mental problem. How can any rational, sane, functionally intelligent person believe that BushCo has done or ever will do anything positive for this country and its citizens?

But yes, there has to be something especially wrong with a gay man who not only believes this BUllSHit but spews it himself.

[quiet.american]

12. Gannon's "joke" is in such poor taste. Typical. n/t

[prolesunited]

15. So, why isn't the "liberal" media

reporting such disgusting comments. You know, like when someone from the left or posters on DU make comments, it's worthy to be held up as representative of the looney and hate-filled liberal left. :eyes:

[nonconformist]

16. I think it's pretty safe to assume

That anyone who is in cahoots with this radical neocon group of fascists does indeed have mental problems.

[salin]

17. Beginning to think?

I prostitute myself online as an escourt, and use my military past as a marketing tool... in an era of don't ask, don't tell hostility towards gays in the military... That might be risky in and of itself if the wrong person saw the ad and decided to follow up with motives other than - er - offered services... That might be a bit nuts.

Then - while still offering my services - I think I can get away with going to the WH daily - and offering up softballs to the powerful... and think that I will never be caught... that suggests the types of nuttiness associated with "I am invinsible!" thinking.

Then I project myself as a victim - while never denying my illegal sexual activities. Okay that's not nuts - but typical rw "caught" behavior (see Rush, see ORielly, etc.)

And some would say that long-term participation in a particularly rabid forum - might give an indication of some nuttiness...