Bush, SS, Creation Science, and Intelligent Design

[Coastie for Truth]

My "Unintelligent Design Creation Science" Theory of Bush and SS


Bush has a visceral hatred of all things FDR, all things New Deal. He can't help it. It's encoded into his DNA and the Bush Genome.

The "Intelligent Designer" put it into his DNA sequence.

In addition to adenine, thymine, cytosine, and guanine, the Bush DNA contains "Hate FDR" and "Hate the New Deal" nucleotides -- it's part of "Unintelligent Design Theory of the Creation of the Anti-Christ"

[DBoon]

1. It has also been called "Devolution"

They tell us that
We lost our tails
Evolving up
From little snails
I say it’s all
Just wind in sails
Are we not men?
We are devo!
We’re pinheads now
We are not whole
We’re pinheads all
Jocko homo
Are we not men?
D-e-v-o
Monkey men all
In business suit
Teachers and critics
All dance the poot
Are we not men?
We are devo!
Are we not men?
D-e-v-o
God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We’re all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
I can do what a monkey can do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue
We must repeat
O.k. let’s go!

[atommom]

2. There's also a visceral hatred of scientists, intellectuals, and

anyone else who operates on logic instead of blind faith. Is that genetic too? Someone needs funding to find and excise the Dumbass Gene, once and for all.