10 modest proposals for solving SS crisis

[gulliver]

1. Take the warning label off of cigarettes.
2. McDonald's school lunches.
3. Listen to Rush Limbaugh a lot.
4. Subsidize SUV purchases.
5. Call a rogue nuclear state an "Axis of Evil" member and stand there like a jerk when they decide to go ballistic.
6. Emit greenhouse gases. How you do it is your business.
7. Soylent Green
8. Walk tall, big guy. Remember, you have a space shield, Jesus on your side, and the "power of pride."
9. _Minimum_ levels for arsenic in Florida and Arizona.
10. Let Bush run Social Security. No Social Security; no crisis.

[flamin lib]

1. Raise retirement age to 98.

[Psephos]

2. Hilarious :-) n/t

[sleipnir]

3. Too funny!

I like number 8

8. Walk tall, big guy. Remember, you have a space shield, Jesus on your side, and the "power of pride."

[quaoar]

4. A few more modest suggestions

1. Repeal seat belt laws
2. Minimum fat content in all foods
3. Allow investment of privatized Social Security funds in lucrative Nigerian banking ventures.
4. Only seniors who can do 100 push-ups qualify for Medicare
5. Motorcycle helmets are for pussies.
6. Two words: Arthur Andersen
7. No more wasteful spending on flu shots
8. Lift ban on ownership of automatic weapons and RPGs
9. New approach to suicide hotlines: "Go ahead. I dare you."
10. To reduce cost of prescription drugs, cut blood pressure medication with speed.

[gulliver]

5. LOL! I like yours better! n/t