Succinct summary of 2004 election. (Dark humor)

[Armstead]

A friend sent me this e-mail. One of those things that is funny but sad and true.


> > A Succinct Summary of the 2004 Presidential Election
> >
The Democrats' mistake was in thinking that a disastrous war,
national bankruptcy, erosion of liberties, corporate takeover of
government, environmental destruction, squandering our economic
and moral leadership in the world, and systematic Administration lying would be of concern to the electorate.

The Republicans correctly saw that the chief concern of the
electorate was to keep gay couples from having an abortion.

[ComerPerro]

1. Those gay couples

Always forcing people to have abortions and then turning them (and the children) gay.

[coloradodem2005]

2. Yup.

People are fucking stupid.

[Withywindle]

3. Ouch!

Yeah, that's about it, isn't it?

[blogbear]

4. Do We Need Yet Another Constitutional Amendment?

Hows about a ban on all gay couples contemplating an abortion?

[Enquiringkitty]

5. Next election, I'm going to vote for every Democrat on the ticket even

if the party runs Porky Pig. State, local, national....I don't care what position we are voting for....I'll vote for a Democratic dog catcher. And I'm telling everybody I know to do the same; If they have issues like gays, abortions or girls who ride boy's bikes that might sway them.....I tell them to get a Democrat in and address the boarding issues with the person they just voted in or work on it in their local areas and social groups they are members of. We have to get these guys out of our lives so gays CAN have abortions and girls can ride boys bikes and Republican can go screw themselves......Oh, not in public, or on film,or with someone they don't know, or pay for it,or with the same sex, or in animalistic positions, or in clothes that don't match their gender, or on Thursday after 3pm....but they can screw themselves!

[nookiemonster]

6. GAY GAY ABORTION REPEAT GAY ABORTION GAY GAY

It's really pretty simple. Repeat as often as you can. This is how they win.

Sad...

[Jacobin]

8. Oh, and "guns", don't forget guns, please don't forget the GUNS

[Armstead]

9. ...Got to toss God in there too

[DeepModem Mom]

7. That's it, in a nutshell! n/t