Who will look like a garden gnome with Kerry and Chimpy on stage together?

[NNN0LHI]

As for the "bickering" going on between their military records? I hope they are comparing bullet wound scars from Vietnam by the end of the week. It will keep their records as war hero's in the news while Chimpy and his minions squirm thinking about Junior avoiding Vietnam. Who feels stupid now Zel?

Don

[displacedtexan]

1. You're brilliant!

I hope someone adds that Kerry served two (count 'em! 2) combat tours of duty in Vietnam. He didn't just get out when he could have after the first TDY... or go AWOL.
And I hope someone details the general's rise in rank and stature, as well!

[kskiska]

2. The Chimp will be intimidated by stature alone

When he debated Al Gore he ordered that his podium be lower so as to make him appear taller when standing behind it. Apparently, he was afraid of looking small, which he is. But there's no way he can avoid standing next to Kerry at some time.

[adadem]

3. Your post made me curious

Kerry is 4 inches taller than shrub.

At his August 2001 physical, Bush was 6 feet 0 inches tall,

www.doctorzebra.com/prez/t43.htm

... At 6 foot 4 inches tall, Kerry stands out in a crowd. ...

blog.johnkerry.com/blog/archives/000230.html

[corporatewhore]

4. I know some vets who want kerry or clark to get the ticket just so they

could take on bush because they feel personally offended after Cpt.AWOL played dressup on the aircraft carrier and every time he says support our troops when he has cut veterans benefits