What hero will the Chimp be pointing to tonight? Anyone know?

[MikeG]

[SHRED]

1. Hero?

Maybe some purple fingered tool.

[tanyev]

2. Don't know,

but I bet he has ink on the finger he points with. :puke:

[notadmblnd]

3. I'll say.. Thomas Jefferson

nt

[noahmijo]

5. Are you kidding? if Chimp ever read anything about TJ

He'd write him off as an atheist anti-American.

[notadmblnd]

9. well he's compared himself to Lincoln and Churchill

why not Thomas jefferson? Besides it was the first name I thought of.

[noahmijo]

15. But you gotta pick a classy hero like Joey Buttafuco

Well somebody that is classy in the Chimp's eyes at least.

You're right it would make sense that he would pick someone of TJ's caliber given that he compared himself to Lincoln and Churchhill, I just jumped on this because TJ is one of my personal favorite historical figures and the idea of Chimpy comparing himself to TJ just sickens me.

[RaleighNCDUer]

25. Not a problem --

we know he doesn't read.

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. What criminal is he going to have sitting near Pickles tonight

is my question

[LibDemAlways]

6. He supposedly will have "voters" (read carefully selected stooges) from

Iraq and Afghanistan on hand, so he can smirk about how he is "spreadin freedom."

[Mountainman]

7. Maybe he will have a bunch of Iraqi voters who were shot at while riding

the bus to go vote and even though the bus was destroyed, and they had to trudge on foot for another one hundred miles through live rifle, machine gun and motor fire, they managed to vote anyway just seconds after an insurgent suicide bomber exploded himself just yards away from the polling place. The folks are also going to give their first three months pay from the new jobs they expect to get because of the coming of democracy to the fund to erect a statue to Bush in Baghdad where Saddam's statue was torn down.

[Inland]

8. Indirectly, himself. Because if it doesn't add to the cult of personality

he doesn't want it.

[Old and In the Way]

12. I was going to say a mirror.......

the self-absorbed boyking will be spending much of the SOTU telling us why he's God's gift to mankind.

[robbedvoter]

10. The anonymous Iraqi voter (same guy whose vote counted for him here)

FYI - for those congratulating the Iraqis for voting, walking upright and using opposable thumb: they did vote during Saddam. It was as much of a sham as this time - in Iraq or US.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

16. Probably fly him in... a purple finger and all. eom

[0007]

11. We do all know that junior will not utter one word about Bernard Kerik

or Rudy Giuliani or Abu Ghraib or Donald Rumsfeld.

[maxsolomon]

13. is there some sort of speech tonight?

because if president presenile dementia is speaking, i ain't even tryin to hear that.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

Christopher Reeves wife will be sitting with or near Laura

[Pirate Smile]

19. I heard a Democratic Congressperson invited her.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. Christopher Reeves wife will be sitting with or near Laura

[AlCzervik]

17. I bet the new Mayor of Baghdad

that wants a statue of bush in the middle of the city, i think his name is Ali fadel.

[Pirate Smile]

18. A few Iraqi and Afghan voters. (I heard that on CNN or MSNBC).

[EC]

20. The voters of Iraq and Afganistan

supposed to be there, so we can start a pool on the number of times he says freedom



I'll say he says freedom 34 times

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[agates]

22. Iraqi voters and tsunami victims

It'll be hard to use Iraqi voters without saying the word "Iraq." I'm sure the speech is giving his handlers and writers fits.

Maybe he'll have Jeb there to use as a prop for Americans' values in helping tsunami victims while at the same time giving Jeb the nod for '08.

[Dinger]

23. Probably Be A Dem

What repug heros are there?

[mtnsnake]

24. It'll be a soldier he'll point out by name & an Iraqi he'll pick out

by name. He'll get that stupid high-pitched voice of his going how these are the real heroes of democracy and freedom and he'll interject that feeble smile of his every few seconds while he's bleating. Right now he's practicing like crazy so he doesn't screw up the pronunciation of the Iraqi's name. I won't be able to watch it live, btw.

[Vinnie From Indy]

26. Peter Sellers in His Role As Chauncey Gardiner n/t