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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:17 PM
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New Rule: Republicans should not be allowed to own cute dogs.
I have had enough of this White House pet shit.

Republicans are NOT humans.

They should not be permitted to own pets to make them look normal.

That is all.
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snacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:18 PM
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1. As the owner of a cute dog,
I agree wholeheartedly!
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:18 PM
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2. Don't worry, the dogs secretly HATE them!
Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 07:19 PM by BlueEyedSon
:puke:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:18 PM
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3. LOL
Funniest thing I've read all day.

I've never found Barney cute, FWIW. I don't like Scottish terriers.

:shrug:

Plus NOTHING bush can do would make him look normal or even human.
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Old Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:24 PM
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4. Republicans NEED cute dogs
would you have Trent Lott starve to death?

Sure, civil rights and kittens are alright in a pinch, but nothing gives a Republican his daily dose of evil better than chompin' down on a snuggly big-eyed puppy.
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:29 PM
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5. Republican Whitehouse pets
Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 07:31 PM by sheeptramp
Eisenhower's Weimerainer, Heidi was a tense and timid dog. She bit Whitehouse staff and members of the press.

Richard Nixon's Irish Setter, King Timahoe was obtained for public relations, to make Nixon seem warmer. King Timahoe did not like Nixon.

The Reagan's large mixed breed, Lucky, was sent away as "untrainable", and replaced by a King Charles Toy Spaniel.

Jerry Ford's Golden Retriever, Liberty was pretty well adjusted, and seemed to be well treated.
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:51 PM
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6. Lucky was NOT a mixed breed
He was a full blooded Bouvier des Flandres, a dog bred in Belgium for cattle herding and cart pulling. They are large, strong, stubborn dogs who know their jobs and prefer to work independently.

He was NOT 'untrainable', he just didn't have anyone who understood what a Bouvier needs. Normal training methods just don't work with them.

My Rosie, when I was trying to teach her sign language, realized that if she couldn't see the signs she didn't have to obey the commands and would turn her back on me if sessions went on for more than 10 minutes.

I've had Bouviers for 30 years and was horrified when Nancy Reagan was given one for the following reasons (Exerpted from Don't Buy a Bouvier, by Pam Green)

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO THE BREED *CHIEFLY* BY ITS APPEARANCE. The appearance of the Bouviers you have seen in the show ring is the product of many hours of bathing and grooming... The natural look of the Bouvier is that of a large, shaggy farm dog, usually with some dirt and weeds clinging to his tousled coat. His esthetics are those of an unmade bed.

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO SHARE YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR DOG. Bouviers were bred to share in the work of the farm family and to spend most of their waking hours working with the family. They thrive on companionship and they want to be wherever you are. They are happiest living with you in your house and going with you when you go out. While they usually tolerate being left at home by themselves (preferably with a dog-door giving access to the fenced yard), they should not be relegated to the backyard or kennel...

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU DON'T INTEND TO EDUCATE (TRAIN) YOUR DOG. Basic obedience and household rules training is NOT optional for the Bouvier. As an absolute minimum, you must teach him to reliably respond to commands to come, to lie down, to stay, and to walk at your side, on or off leash and regardless of temptations. You must also teach him to respect your household rules: e.g. is he allowed to get on the furniture? is he allowed to beg at the table? What you allow or forbid is unimportant; but it is *critical* that you, not the dog, make these choices and that you enforce your rules consistently. You must commit yourself to attending an 8 to 10 week series of weekly lessons at a local obedience club or professional trainer and to doing one or two short (5 to 20 minutes) homework sessions per day. As commands are learned, they must be integrated into your daily life by being used whenever appropriate and enforced consistently. Young Bouvier puppies are relatively easy to train: they are eager to please, intelligent, and calm-natured, with a relatively good attention span. Once a Bouvier has learned something, he tends to retain it well. Your cute, sweet little Bouvier puppy will grow up to be a large, powerful dog with s highly self-assertive personality and the determination to finish whatever he starts. If he has grown up respecting you and your rules, then all his physical and mental strength will work for you. But if he has grown up without rules and guidance from you, surely he will make his own rules and his physical and mental powers will often act in opposition to your needs and desires. For example: he may tow you down the street as if competing in a sled-dog race; he may grab food off the table; he may forbid your guests entry to his home.

This training cannot be delegated to someone else, e.g. by sending the dog away to "boarding school", because the relationship of respect and obedience is personal between the dog and the individual who does the training. This is true of all dogs to greater or lesser degree, but definitely to a very great degree in Bouviers. While you definitely may want the help of an experienced trainer to teach you how to train your dog, you yourself must actually train your Bouvier. As each lesson is well learned, then the rest of the household (except young children) must also work with the dog, insisting he obey them as well.

Many of the Bouviers that are rescued from Pounds and Shelters show clearly that they have received little or no basic training, neither in obedience nor in household deportment; yet these same dogs respond well to such training by the rescuer or the adopter. It seems likely that a failure to train the dog is a significant cause of Bouvier abandonment...

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU LACK LEADERSHIP (SELF-ASSERTIVE) PERSONALITY. Dogs do not believe in social equality. They live in a social hierarchy led by a pack-leader (Alpha). The alpha dog is generally benevolent, affectionate, and non-bullying towards his subordinates; but there is never any doubt in his mind or in theirs that the alpha is the boss and makes the rules. ..
Leadership and training are inextricably intertwined: leadership personality enables you to train your dog, and being trained by you reinforces your dog's perception of you was the alpha.

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU DON'T VALUE LAID-BACK COMPANIONSHIP AND CALM AFFECTION. A Bouvier becomes deeply attached and devoted to his own family, but he doesn't "wear his heart on his sleeve". Some are noticeably reserved, others are more outgoing, but few adults are usually exuberantly demonstrate of their affections. They like to be near you, usually in the same room, preferably on a comfortable pad or cushion in a corner or under a table, just "keeping you company".

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU ARE FASTIDIOUS ABOUT THE NEATNESS OF YOUR HOME. The Bouvier's thick shaggy coat and his love of playing in water and mud combine to make him a highly efficient transporter of dirt into your home, depositing same on your floors and rugs and possibly also on your furniture and clothes. One Bouvier coming in from a few minutes outdoors on a rainy day can turn an immaculate house into an instant hog wallow. His full beard soaks up water every time he takes a drink, then releases same drippingly across your floor or soppingly into your lap. (It is of course possible to cut the beard off and to keep the feet clean-shaven year-round to reduce mess.) Although it is technically true that Bouviers do not shed, you will find that the grooming process usually results in balls of pulled out hair tumbleweeding their way about your house, unless you deposit same directly from comb into a trash basket. I don't mean to imply that you must be a slob or slattern to live happily with a Bouv, but you do have to have the attitude that your dog's company means more to you than does neatness and you do have to be comfortable with a less than immaculate house...

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU ARE FASTIDIOUS ABOUT UNPLEASANT ODORS. Bouviers are one of the more flatulent breeds of dog. While the volume and aroma of the emissions depends partly on the diet, about half an hour after his meal your nose knows! ...

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU DISLIKE DOING REGULAR GROOMING. The thick shaggy Bouvier coat demands regular grooming, not merely to look tolerably nice, but also to preserve the health of skin underneath and to detect and remove foxtails, ticks, and other dangerous invaders. ..
Almost every Bouvier that is rescued out of a Pound or Shelter shows the effects of many months of non-grooming, resulting in massive matting and horrendous filthiness, sometimes with urine and feces cemented into the rear portions of the coat. It appears that unwillingness to keep up with coat care is a primary cause of abandonment.

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU DISLIKE DAILY PHYSICAL EXERCISE. Bouviers need exercise to maintain the health of heart and lungs and to maintain muscle tone. Because of his mellow, laid-back, often lazy, disposition, your Bouvier will not give himself enough exercise unless you accompany him or play with him. An adult Bouvier should have a morning outing of a mile or more, as you walk briskly, jog, or bicycle beside him, and a similar evening outing. For puppies, shorter and slower walks, several times a day are preferred for exercise and housebreaking...

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU BELIEVE THAT DOGS SHOULD RUN "FREE". Whether you live in town or country, no dog can safely be left to run "free" outside your fenced property and without your direct supervision and control.

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU WANT THE "LATEST, GREATEST FEROCIOUS KILLER ATTACK DOG". Although the Bouvier's capability as a personal protection dog and as a police dog have been justifiably well publicized, and occasionally dramatically over-stated, the Bouvier is not any more capable in these respects than are half a dozen other protection breeds.

DON'T BUY A BOUVIER IF YOU WANT A TOTALLY UNAGGRESSIVE AND UNPROTECTIVE DOG. Most Bouviers have an assertive and confident personality. When confronted with a threat, a proper Bouvier will be somewhat more ready to fight than to flee.
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:57 PM
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9. Uh oh
Well, No wonder it didnt work out. A Bouvier is a whopping lot of dog.

I just assuned Lucky waw a mix. Did he have the clipped ears that Bouvs usually have?
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:39 PM
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12. No, he was natural eared
As is my Rose.



My Dot has cropped ears, but I don't have a good picture of her...she is the ultimate unmade bed. :)

And I have a feeling that the Reagan's couldn't afford all the air-freshener needed with a Bouv in the house. I can attest to the paint peeling qualities of the emissions.



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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:55 PM
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7. Reminds me of my favorite slogan: BUSH KICKS PUPPIES
I ask that all of you print up T-Shirts with this slogan.

I saw someone with it on a sign at one of the pre-Iraq War protests on the Mall, and it has stuck with me.

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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 07:56 PM
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8. And outside of the mis-identifying of Lucky's breed
(I have Bouviers, I'm prejudiced), I think anything more than an aquarium that can be tended by anybody is a crime against any animal brought into the WH. The family doesn't have proper time for them.

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forgethell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:00 PM
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10. why isn't this in the Lounge? n/t
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genius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 08:01 PM
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11. They should also not be allowed to breed.
They should be required to be spayed or neutered.
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