How to annoy the hell out of a Conservanazi !

[RedneckLefty]

Subject: How to annoy the hell out of a Conservanazi !
Message: Especially a Southern Conservative.

Here's the appropriate reply to that smart ass Redneck
bumpersticker!!


1. Get an "edukashun" and lots of "fancy book lurnin."
2. Think for yourself.
3. Have a great sex life and let a conservative know yours is better
than his. Jealousy and sexual frustration is what fuels a
conservative. Especially the bible thumpers.
4. REFUSE to hate blacks, gays, jews, moslems, foreigners, etc. Or,
just refuse to hate period.
5. Pick your own religion or none at all.
6. Drive a fuel efficient car or truck, especially a foreign make.
7. Read banned books, watch banned movies,and make it known you do.
8. Join and support a union!
9. Travel a lot including to other countries.
10. Eat foreign food with hard to pronounce names that smells bad in
their presence.
11. wear jeans and old clothes to fancy restaurants, church, and
high class social affairs.
12. make positive comments about foreigners and their countries
13. show indifference and lack of interest in convention and
tradition.

14. Sass back to white guys in suits and refuse to pay them homage
or to genuflect before their smug assumption of authority. When they
lecture you and engage in long winded pontificating always interrupt
and disagree. Refuse to be impressed by their efforts to appear smart,
brainy, or superior. Never call them "sir" or "mister" if they don't
do likewise for you, call them by their first name. Never allow
yourself to be intimidated by a self important "snoot in a soot."
They are always full of themselves. Act as though you are their
equal! YOU ARE!!!

15. Train your pets to poop on golf courses

16. FART in their presence. Eat some pickled eggs and drink a green
beer or three to prepare. brussel sprouts and oat bran help too!


Call a doctor because a Conservative is about to have a stroke!!!!


-RedneckLefty

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I show 'em my ACLU membership card.

I love to hear the popping sound created by freeper heads exploding.

[Johnny Noshoes]

2. Blowed up good

Blowed up real good :evilgrin:

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely,the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
-- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. LOL!

Strangely, someone left that same Mencken quote on my desk at work the other day (probably knew I'd appreciate it, since I've made no secret of my loathing of the Chimpinator). So I pinned it to my cube wall, hoping to annoy the freepers even more.

[linazelle]

5. Love that quote...gotta "borrow" it.

Remember the quality movement of the '90's? It is/was very much like the democracy in that quote. People/employees were empowered. They worked together in teams--management facilitated instead of directed their activities. And the result was supposed to be competitive advantage.

The Japanese excelled at overtaking our markets because they adopted this philosophy.

Corporatists, on the other hand, dropped it like a hot potato moving on to bigger better things -- i.e., mass importation of foreign goods and mass exportation of jobs.

Helllloooo Walmart. Hellloooo George Bush. Goodbye America as we know it.

[newyawker99]

6. Hi Johnny Noshoes!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Johnny Noshoes]

8. Thanks fellow newyawker

I've been reading stuff here for a long time before I finally decided to just jump in :hi:

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely,the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
-- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)

[Must_B_Free]

4. pickled eggs = Baltimore

purple or green...

[Lone Pawn]

7. Regarding number three:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=180291