Let's pony up and send Cheney a few cartons of cigs & some Happy Meals

[zulchzulu]

Add some extra lard on those fries and maybe give him some lesbo flicks to watch.

[leftofthedial]

1. LOL

can we send the little bushturd some pretzels and Dewars while we're at it?

[liberalmuse]

2. I'm sending him a can of Crisco...

and a spoon. I'm kind of ashamed at that. After all, he is a human being. Isn't he?

[NuttyFluffers]

5. theoretically he is human...

but the only proof we have is his physical appearance upon the TV. not 100% conclusive is it? ;)

[yorkiemommie1]

3. fettucine alfredo

otherwise known as 'heart attack on a plate'

[jean]

4. you could send a McD booklet of handy coupons...he does travel

around in his limo, apparently

[Mend]

6. Jumper Cables

and a used car battery....for those special times when he's away from home and needs a quick pick-me-up.

[zulchzulu]

8. On if they come with a dead battery

Nothing like seeing the look on his face when they say the battery is dead... whoops....

[nine23]

7. Hell Yeah!

I can finally "admit" this...

Prior to a major career change, my entire adult life has been in health care (Registered Nurse, ER/Triage specialty.}

I've spent many a countless night wondering: "What's the make and model number of his pacemaker? By way of analogy, is it a shiney new BMW 7 series, or is it a '72 Ford Pinto with a built-in planned obsolescence of about two years?"

Sleepless nights indeed.

[babylonsister]

9. A good strong microwave oven?

[Minimus]

10. Happy Meals? Send the Big Mac Meal. And Super Size it.