You know you're a hopeless knuckledragger if you're convinced that...

[Buzz Clik]

1. Those WMD are out there somewhere.
   
2. Islam is a religion based on hate and war, but God and Jesus are on our side in Iraq.
   
3. CBS and the NY Times are examples of the liberal media, but Fox, The World Net Daily, and Drudge are fine examples of journalism.
   
4. Bill Clinton is a philanderer and a rapist, but Bill O'Reilly and Clarence Thomas were victims.
   
5. The lives of the unborn are precious, but killing the children of towelheads is okay.
   
6. Chelsea Clinton was an ugly car chaser, the Kerry daughters are horsefaced, but it pisses you off when those gd lefties have the gall to exploit the Bush twins.
   
7. John Ashcroft is guilty of nothing more than doing his job, but Janet Reno is a she-man fascist.
   
8. Rush Limbaugh is just an entertainer so a little inaccuracy here and there is okay, whereas Michael Moore is a fat, lying sack of crap.
   
9. Hillary Clinton is a power grabbing, feminist beyatch, but Condi Rice is a respectable yet strong woman.
   
10. You can't defend Dubya's endless screwups without mentioning Bill Clinton.
    
11. Hillary is a lesbo, Reno is a lesbo, but when Kerry mentioned the Cheney's lesbian daughter, that was crossing the line.

[DIKB]

1. LOL

LOVE that list, i'm saving that for future use.

[jbm]

2. That's great!!

Thanks for posting this! :)

[Buzz Clik]

3. More...

You know you're a hopeless knuckledragger if you're convinced that...

12. John McCain is good man, and you don't recall accusing him of being a traitor back in 2000.
13. The Swiftboat Veterans for Truth are the true heroes.
14. Global warming is a scare tactic used by scientists to generate research dollars.
15. There's no inconsistency in invading Iraq because of a "misconception" about their threat to us, yet pretty much ignoring Iran, North Korea, and Pakistan.
16. Tax cuts minimized the impact of the Clinton recession.
17. George Bush served his country honorably, but Kerry's actions in Vietnam were pure cowardice.
18. The Swifties' ads were expressions of free speech, an avatar of an upside down US flag is disrespectful and deserving of a ass whuppin'.
19. Liberals hate America.
20. Liberals love Saddam.

[indigo32]

4. This is great

I especially love #10
it's a classic.

[Jade Fox]

5. You have summed it up quite well.

But you forgot that Michael Moore is a WAR-PROFITEER, but all the corporate
friends of the Bushes who stand to make millions rebuilding Iraq are
just good businessmen and good Americans.

[billyskank]

6. So stop saying that! n/t

:)

[baldguy]

7. You believe the Bible says the earth is 6000 years old.

And you look like this: