Why did Kerry make me order the crappy Chef Salad last night?

[zulchzulu]

I know I wanted a burger, but that damn Kerry made me order a salad. A goddamn Chef Salad with Honey Mint dressing. The bastard!

No wonder we lost!

[ethereal]

1. LOFL!

:spittake

[Julien Sorel]

2. It wasn't Kerry; it was the DLC

acting through Kerry.

And the reason they did it was so you would get mad at Kerry, which paves the way for Hillary to run in 2008.

[txindy]

3. ROFL! It really is all one big master plan, isn't it?

;)

:toast:

[realcountrymusic]

8. No, it was the gays (EOM)

[Guaranteed]

10. Yeah, it was those fucking liberals. nt

[GRLMGC]

4. What a complete bastard! n/t

[ethereal]

5. I was shocked

He forced me to eat processed meat.



That's it! I'm voting for the Talivangelists!

[LisaL]

6. Girlie men!

[leftofthedial]

7. because he's a flip flopper

if you'd had a burger, Kerry still would have "lost."

[demwing]

9. Actually, Kerry promissed that I would get a burger if I ordered a burger.

Then he brought out a turd sandwich.

When I asked him what the hell was up, he said that it didn't look like there were enough orders for burgers to justify the menu selection.

How in the world can people prefer Turd Sandwiches? I think there must be something wrong with the order taking process at this joint.

What should I do?

Everybody wants me to eat the turd sandwich, I and I keep hearing that most people actually prefer turd sandwiches, and its probably my fault because I asked for French Fries with my burger, and French Fries are just not morally acceptable to the majority of those who prefer turd sandwiches, so why don't I just pipe down and eat shit?

I think I want to change my order.

Anyone care for a waffle with a little Vermont Maple syrup?

:silly:

[Guaranteed]

11. Well, it sounds like some really do prefer turd sandwiches.

Unfortunately.

[demwing]

12. So, do we all eat shit as a result?

Yum.

Lets have a group hurl -

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[Guaranteed]

13. It's an acquired taste. nt