Anyone have links to printable enlistment forms for our Repub "friends"?

[Tummler]

If any Bushbot taunts me about the election, I want to shove an enlistment form in his/her stupid, smug face.

To many of these assholes, politics is just a rowdy spectator sport. They have no conception that Bush's win really matters, that his policies will destroy the lives and livelihoods and freedoms of living, breathing human beings. They've cast their lot with the dominant, swaggering, "macho" team and not the sad-sack cellar-dwellars. As members of the "winning team," these halfwits have "bragging rights." Their taunts are "all in good fun." So they can't understand why we "get so serious" about politics in the face of their idiotic gloating.

Well, fuck that. I want to make it personal with these stupid fucks. Hey asshole, here's your enlistment form! What's that? You have a bad knee? You still support the troops, but you're "not at the right place" in your life to go to Iraq? Not so brave now, are you, pussyboy?

[Kingshakabobo]

1. I'm looking for one also.........

Kick

[greenbriar]

2. excellent IDEA

I want some tooooo

[Kingshakabobo]

3. There was one floating around here a while back

but didn't save it. I need it for the gloater's here at work.

I may end up punching someone in the mouth by the end of the day. One of these chickenhawk pussies I work with would probably sue me with one of those evil trial lawyers though.

My email to a co-worker sent this am:

Since you are both gloating, I'll kill two birds with one email. Chris, you can disregard the first paragraph since I don't think you are in the "chickenhawk" wing of the republican party.

Mike, I never said I was going to Canada but are you man enough to put your money where your Chickenhawk mouth is and join the Marines and fight in Iraq? You are not too old, I'm sure they would like an able bodied, gung ho, young man such as your self to help out with Bush's war. They are kinda short handed right now, why haven't you joined?

Like I said, when it comes down to it, I don't have a dog in this fight.

Bush has been good for my/our( the mortgage business likes a weak economy)economy. I don't have any kids of draft age or in the service.

Although I'm gay,I never wanted to get "gay married" so it doesn't affect me. I do raise an eyebrow at the fact that this issue is probably what put Bush over the top in states like Ohio where they have anti gay marriage amendments on the ballot. All the under employed toothless hillbillies voting against their own self interests so "fags" can't get married can take time off from Walmart and go fight in Iraq for all I care.

[Tummler]

4. Kick

Do such forms even exist? On the official Army site, I can only find "e-mail a recruiter" type info.

I thought I read that Michael Moore had a stack of enlistment forms for Young Republicans at some of his college speaking engagements ...

[Kingshakabobo]

5. I did see one here. I wish I had saved it....n/t

[Kingshakabobo]

6. found it

http://www.dior.whs.mil/forms/DD0004.pdf

[Tummler]

7. Awesome!!!

Thanks!!!!

[Tummler]

8. Kick

For anyone else who needs the form ...

[Flammable Materials]

9. There's always this ...

... but it's on a secure site, so I don't know if proxies will cover your tracks:

https://www.goarmy.com/contact/send_for_info.jsp

(EDIT: Take your laptop to an open hotspot.)

[lastliberalintexas]

10. Good luck with that

I've been trying for quite some time now, and have yet to get a repub to take me up on the offer to help him/her complete an enlistment form. Go figure. That said- it doesn't mean I've stopped trying, and I'll be even more ruthless about it now.

And I'll also be asking nostamj to make me the following bumper sticker:

DRAFT BUSH
VOTERS FIRST