south park. analysis :: only idiots, bigots or unthinking vote for bush.

[bullimiami]

look obviously kerry was giant douche : left in debate, taller, more coherent.
and crap sandwich was shrub.

cartman was crap sandwichs' main supporter, the most narrow minded bigot in town.
almost noone ended up being stupid enough to vote for crap sandwich

giant douche 1100+ votes
crap sandwich 38 i think

the point being. the whole three ring circus of it is a stupid joke and we insist on taking it seriously, parker and stone dont care much for either kerry or bush but forced to choose they pick giant douche in a landslide.

[Julian English]

1. not true--greed heads also may vote for *

[loveable liberal]

2. i've been stumping for kerry at work...lots of unmarried females.

there is one woman that i've been trying to convert becuase she was undecided. (i know, how can you be undecided) Anyway, she comes into work last night and says, "I think your guy is evil". So I asked her why, she couldnt, or wouldnt, provide an answer. So i gave up on her. Another one of my co workers flat out denied bush getting a budget surplus when he came into office. I mean for christ sake!! how do you combat gullible?

[Generator]

3. I'll take it!

Maybe this will help the "undecided". Which is another name for liar(they really want Bush) or chickenshit(can't commit to Kerry because he doesn't personally shine their shoes) or someobody that has no intention of voting anyway.

[bullimiami]

4. damnit it was TURD SANDWICH.

i went out canvassing and its too late to edit it. now i look stupid as a chimp.

although i used to be smart as a monkey.

[RevCheesehead]

5. Not unless you're the offspring of Rudi and Ann Coulter...

(as per your screen name) :)