PHOTOs need caption...cheney scaring people on campaign trail

[diamond14]

hang in there, dick...don't die yet !!!! we're praying that you stay alive at least to Tuesday, November 2nd....only 4 more days...hang in there, dick....

[snacker]

1. Is it just me?

He looks like he's ready to blow up.

[Mr_Spock]

19. He's dying on his feet that fat lying piece of shit.

What a friggin' joke that asshat is.

[Skittles]

2. a hideous couple

*shudder*

[Sannum]

3. he has a face that is fit for radio

Why the hell is Lynne always hanging around? She reminds me of Dr. Phil's wife--always getting in the camera range with her husband.

[billyoc]

5. She's got all the spare batteries.

Caption: "You don't really think we're going to leave, now, do you? Come on."

[LosinIt]

7. she is the one who carries the paddles

CLEAR!

[peppersnick]

4. Speaking as a voter... a very indignant voter... Cheney is a very bad man!

[Jade Fox]

6. Somebody get Cheney out of that Karaoke bar....

before he kills himself!! He's looking pink as a baby's butt as it is.

[pffarrell]

8. What's he doing to that podium?

Is that legal?

[Mandate My Ass]

23. ROFL

Probably not. If his lips are moving he's lying. If his hips are moving...ugh, never mind. :puke:

[diamond14]

9. that second photo is when the FIBULLATOR kicks in and shocks him

the bright red face is when dick's Blood Pressure skyrockets and his heart begins fatal fibullations....

obviously, dick is into BIG TIME eating and drinking on the Campaign Trail...there is ALWAYS lots of food and booze around everywhere during campaign events, and obviously, dick has zero self-control...dick looks extremely OVERWEIGHT, despite being told to lose weight if he wants to live....extremely OVERWEIGHT with a BIG beer belly....

another bad choice for bush*...a real drain on bush* campaign effort all the way around....

[ciaobox]

10. "Happy Halloween Motherfuckers! Don't fall asleep!"

[Lefty48197]

11. #3) Thank you Mr. President, may I have another?

.

[Contrary1]

12. Mary who?

[bacchant]

13. Bottom picture: "I love it when Lynn uses the strap-on!"

"Drive me home babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

[elcondor]

14. EW!!

:puke:

[Pithy Cherub]

15. You use the falafael like this...

ewwwwwwwwww, yick meet and greet yuck eeewwwwwwww!
:puke:

[greenbriar]

16. oh god

can you imagine them having sex...

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[jab105]

17. Sorry, but he looks just like my dad...

talks like him too...

It really freaks me out...

Sad thing is that my dad would be to the right of him except for the Iraq war...thats where they lost him...and my mom...

[LibDemAlways]

18. They drag out Lynne to

try and soften his image and humanize him. Actually they look like they are wearing their his-and-her "repukes from hell" Halloween costumes.

[Bluebear]

24. He humanizes HER!

As someone said :)

[allalone]

20. he's gonna be in big trouble in Hawaii

they have some amazing food there.

[Carni]

21. I think he's doing a Robert Tilton kind of a thang

If I provided more text I would be too embarrassed to post again at DU

[Kipepeo]

22. Does anyone have that link

To Dick and Lynne's high school photos where they looked so different (not evil)?

[StupidFOX]

25. In chronological order:

1) "If a terrorist attack happens on election day, it's because the terrorists are angry Bush is doing such a great job. If they don't attack, it's because we prevented it. BOO! Kerry gives birth to terrorists! He eats babies, too!"

2) "Holy crap, I just made myself piss my OWN pants! I'm good at this."

3) "Oh, by the way, people, my company is still giving me money, and they have contracts that will end up lasting until long after I'm dead. Don't like it? Too bad, you're too closed-minded to vote for Kerry."