What should bush's new campaign song be?

[tuvor]

Running on Empty?

[Oreo]

1. Nah nah nah nah...

nah nah nah nah

HEY HEY HEY

GOODBYE!

[Melodybe]

2. Mosh?

[Beaverhausen]

46. I plan to sing that at work all day next wednesday!!!

[killbotfactory]

3. Loser - Beck

Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet

[meganmonkey]

7. you took the words outta my mouth, killbot

i'm a loser baby, so why don't ya (censored) me
(no threats against the soon-to-be-former-pres here!)

[rocktivity]

44. Vous etes perdant

You're a loser, Georgie
So why don't you draft me?

:headbang:
rocknation

[NewJeffCT]

4. Highway to Hell

AC/DC

[Justpat]

5. Springtime for Hitler

[GreenPartyVoter]

40. Heehee!

[annerevere]

6. 'The party's over' (eom)

[Peanut Gallery]

8. Lies lies lies, yeah

(Thompson Twins)

[Davion]

9. Time of Your Life by Green Day

Since the subtitle is GOOD RIDDANCE!

[RedEarth]

10. Actually, I still like this one...

George Bush's new Campaign Song: Sing it to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistanis looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, CLOSE your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

It's """pre-emptive non-aggression""", bomb Iraq. Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. They've got weapons we can't see, And that's good enough for me 'Cos it's all the proof I need Bomb Iraq.

If YOU NEVER WERE ELECTED, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. If your politics are sleezy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. Disagree? We'll call it treason, let's make war, not love this season, even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

[louis-t]

12. Destined to be a classic.

I'm savin' it.

[RevCheesehead]

15. O my! That is priceless. Did you write it?

I wanna say "LMAO" but the sentiment is way too scary.

[RedEarth]

16. I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't......

It's been around for a few years. Believe it or not, the first place I saw it was on one of the forums at Beliefnet.

[Lilli]

20. Thats it.

Couldnt be any more perfect :)

[RedEarth]

51. It's the best I've seen.....it's so appropriate...."bomb Iraq"

[Dzimbowicz]

43. Love it !!!!

[greekspeak]

11. "Mr Blue" As Sung by

"Our Gaurdian Star lost all its glow, the day that I lost you. It lost all its glitter the day you said NO, and its silver turned to blue." Shrub's star is fading fast.

[Borgnine]

13. Werewolves of London.

Be afraid of the wolves. Awhooooo!

[JSJ]

14. "they're coming to take me away"

[Kahuna]

26. You beat me to it. Hee hee ho ho hum hum... To the funny farm..

where life is beautiful all day long, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats. :D

[mourningdove92]

17. Leaving on a Jet Plane

[Algorem]

18. He could sing "You're Still The One(That I Got On The Run)" to a framed

photo of Osama?

[Greyskye]

19. So Long - Farewell - Goodbye (Big Bad Voodoo Daddy)

[KansDem]

21. "It's my party (and I'll cry if I want to)..."

I believe it was a Leslie Gore hit in the 1960s.

[Greyskye]

22. "Living in These Hard Times" - Jethro Tull

[Greyskye]

23. "Benefit for Profit" or "Yet Another Dissapointment" by Las Pessadillas

[Greyskye]

24. Little Charlie and the Nightcats have a number of good ones:

"Can't Keep it Up"
"I Beg Your Pardon"
"Don't Do It"
"Run Me Down"
"I Feel so Sorry"
"Dump That Chump"
"Crying Won't Help You"

:evilgrin:

[Greyskye]

25. "Potato Head Blues" - Louis Armstrong

[snowbear]

27. I heard a country song....

called "Thank God and Greyhound you're gone"

(not that bush will take the bus out.. but it's pretty funny) LOL

[Greyskye]

28. "Bleed For Me" - Phrenik

[DancingBear]

29. We Gotta Get Out Of This Place

An Animals classic.

[Greyskye]

30. "The Dogs of War" / "Us and Them" - Pink Floyd

[jmowreader]

31. I Feel Like Homemade Shit, by the Fugs

[Greyskye]

32. "The Pest" - The Reptile Palace Orchestra

[Greyskye]

33. "Creep" - Radiohead.... the lyrics fit * great!

I don't belong here... I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo... I'm a nutjob... what the hell am I doing here...?

[Greyskye]

34. "Recession Blues" - Tommy Twang and the Electric Stimulators

[Greyskye]

35. "Day B4 the War" - Wilde Oscars

[CBHagman]

36. "Creeps Like Me" by Lyle Lovett

I don't know if that title is correct, but the chorus is something like "You look surprised; you shouldn't be. This world is full of creeps like me."

[JRicks_GA]

37. "Liar" Rollins Band

Honorable mention to "Loser" by Beck.

"I'm a driver. I'm a winner. Things are going to change, I can feel it" - George H. W. Bush

[bushwakker]

38. springsteen - goin' down down down

[Dob Bole]

39. Drivin' and Cryin'...."I'm going straight to Hell..."

[Claire Beth]

41. "turn out the lights, the party's over!"

[arbusto_baboso]

42. Big Country's "God's Great Mistake" because...

that's just what Dubya IS.

[Born_A_Truman]

45. "I Wanna Go Home"

[Technowitch]

47. "Poor, poor, pitiful me"

[intheflow]

48. "Nobody Knows The Trouble I Seen"

"It's hard werk being president!"

[ZombieNixon]

49. Let Them Eat War (Bad Religion)

It was written specifically for W. No, really. Go to http://www.badreligion.com and click on the download if you need proof.

[PerfectSage]

50. Incubus: Talk Show on Mute

<snip>
Still and transfixed
The electric sheep but dreaming up your fate
We judge you from the card castle
Comfort of America

Come one, come all
Into nineteen-eightyfour
Yeah, three, two, one...
Lights! camera!
Yeah!
Come one, come all
Into Nineteen-eightyfour
Yeah, three, two, one...
Lights, cameras! Transaction!

Come one, come all
Into Nineteen-eightyfour
Yeah, three, two, one...
Lights, cameras! Transaction!
<snip>

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Talk-Show-on-Mute-lyrics-Incubus/35FECE089293FA0848256DE200106D66

B/C No Mo' Years :party::toast:

[drdigi420]

52. "My Name Is Bush", by me

download it here:

http://drdigi.stonernet.org/mp3/Dr%20Digi%20-%20Too%20-%2006%20-%20My%20Name%20is%20Bush.mp3

Other great tunes: http://drdigi.stonernet.org

[genius]

53. CELEBRATION by Kool and the Gang

[hippiegranny]

54. I'm a Loser

by the Beatles


I'm a Looooooser,
and I'm not what I appear to be....

[americanwomanone]

55. Born To Lose n/t

[Touchdown]

56. Disintergration...the Cure

I miss the kiss of treachery...as bit by bit, it's starts to bleed, to just let go of my party piece...

...Never said I'd stay till the end, leaving with babies and hoping for weakness...

...Screaming at me with the whole of sincerity, screaming me over and over and over.
I leave you with photographs, pictures of trickery, stains on the carpet, stains on the scenery...

...So it's all come back round to breaking apart again, braking apart like I'm made up of glass again, making it up behind my back again, holding my breath through the fear I'll sleep again, holding it all behind my head again, cutting it deep to heart I'm born again. Round and round and round, it's coming apart again. Over and over and over....

...Jumping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through the roof of your mouth, through the mouth of your eye, through the eye of the needle, it's easier for me to get closer to Heaven than ever be whole again...

...And both of us knew, how the end always is.