The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins

[HeldsBelds]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=3&u=/nm/20041029/od_nm/astrologers_dc

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry (news - web sites) will win.

Planets governing President Bush (news - web sites) are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.

On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.

"Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed by the Sun, which is unfortunate and gives him a clear defeat," Lachhman Das Madan, editor of a popular astrology magazine, told Reuters.

"Kerry will win," said Madan, who is also known as "the emperor of astrologers." "It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of United States again."

[aden_nak]

1. I don't believe in astrology. BUT!

This statement does warm my heart, no matter what the context:

"It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of United States again."

[Hello_Kitty]

7. I'm willing to suspend my disbelief as well.

That, plus the lunar eclipse and the Sox winning in Busch stadium. I'm all about superstition right now. I'm knocking on wood, crossing my fingers, avoiding black cats and ladders.

[cheezus]

2. don't the planets move in a completely predicatable way?

if so, the planets aren't deciding anything, it's already decided. how wonderfully calvinistic

[MissouriTeacher]

3. I've had this link bookmarked for a long time...

http://sify.com/lifestyle/astrology/fullstory.php?id=13399148&t=Mundane

It also says Kerry will win. (Not that I necessarily buy into astrology. :) ).

[nonconformist]

4. Thanks!

I for one dig this shit.

[Nicholas_J]

5. Saw this one too

Saw another that said it will be Bush but if it is, he will have the worse 4 years of any president, with his term ending in impeachment, a Nixon like scandal, or worse.

[demnan]

6. You're new here so you may not know

You can check out our own master astrologer Nancy Waterman's website starlightnews.com. She's been saying this for months now.