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Ladybast Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 07:47 AM
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Nov. 3rd Headlines: Bonzo bows out!


When Ronald Reagan's sidekick Bonzo got five votes in the Supreme Court from Daddy's appointees, and the votes of 51% of the 2000 electorate for Gore were discarded, it was a sad day. "Bonzo goes to Washington" has received crippling reviews over the four years it has dragged on at the local cineplex.

Better viewer fair coming, however, say pundits with ears to the ground. My nominated title for the sequel:

BONZO BOWS OUT!

Any good ideas? Write your own . . . .
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 07:52 AM
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1. BUSH BLOWN AWAY! n/t
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 07:55 AM
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2. BUSH BUMPED! n/t
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 07:56 AM
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3. BUSH UNBURDENED! n/t
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 07:58 AM
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4. BUSH BOUND FOR TEXAS! n/t
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:00 AM
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5. BUSH BOMBS! n/t
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:02 AM
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6. BUSH BASHED!
Okay, I'm bushed! :)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:03 AM
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7. Burned Bush!
:hi: I figure that goes well with his pseudo religious attitude.
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:08 AM
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8. B...U...T...Full, MrsGrumpy! n/t
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:12 AM
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9. A L S O
HALLELUIAH, BUSH BURNED! :hi:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:13 AM
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10. Even more perfect!!!
:hi:
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:13 AM
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11. Thanks to you! :) n/t
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Ladybast Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:22 AM
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14. BONZO BUYS THE FARM!


"Don't know why they just don't love me anymore. Think I'm a goin' home to Crawford, where choppin' wood is REAL hard work. As long as I don't hit my head . . . need some wood?????"
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:37 AM
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16. hahahahahaha Really, really good one! :) n/t
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democracy eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:14 AM
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12. Bush Who?
FINALLY! Hope has come back to America!
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:16 AM
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13. BUSH IS MUSH! n/t
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:37 AM
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15. Georgie Porgie is Puddin' and Pie!
He sent the *boys
and made them die!
But when the *boys
came out today...
To Georgie Porgie,
they said NAY!

*and/or girls.


http://michaelmoore.com/books-films/index.php
"Will They Ever Trust Us Again? Letters From The War Zone"
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Anaxamander Donating Member (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:40 AM
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17. BUSH DEFEATS KERRY
...with President-elect Kerry holding up the newspaper with a triumphant smile.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:41 AM
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18. "Call U-Haul, Laura: Kerry Takes It In Electoral Sweep"
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:46 AM
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19. Hey George, Time To Clean Out The Bushes!
Or

Hey George, Time To Trim The Bushes!
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:50 AM
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20. The entire area above the fold should read
BOUNCED !
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democracy eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:50 AM
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21. Democracy Works
Record voter turnout give Kerry a Landslide victory.
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