New Gallup Poll #s 51-46 LV Bush, 49-47 RV Bush

[jezebel]

ETA: 51 - 46 LV Bush
49 - 47 RV Bush

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. You are absolutely right, how did you know?

After announcing this, Woodwhore will spontaneously orgasm on camera, causing CNN to crash for days after their equipment melts. The American people will then discover they are better informed.

[snowbear]

2. I dunno...

When IP comes on, if she's got an evil grin on her face, Bush went up slightly..

If she looks depressed.. A-hole slid some. :smoke:

[Benhurst]

3. The Mistress of the Crypt will announce that

Bush is heading for a landslide victory of historic proportions.

[LiberteToujours]

4. God, not Woofwoof

If there was ever an example of a rightwing media whore, it's her. Or maybe Zahn. They should get together and host a show. But not until they establish their own network to the right of Fox.

[in_cog_ni_to]

5. It's 48 Bush 45 Kerry..I think....MSNBC already showed that poll and the

Newsweek poll. Newsweek was close to the same. Bush was ahead. Can't remember the #s though, sorry. :)

[MidwestTransplant]

9. 48-45 was probably Zogby/Reuters

[in_cog_ni_to]

13. Duh! You're right. It was Zogby. Nevermind!

:hi: In that case, Gallup will have Bush 53 Kerry 46. They need to show the chimp above 50.

[Shoeempress]

6. Gallup will announce all dems have re-registered as repukes and

Kerry withdrew from the race today, throwing his support to Chimpy.

[fob]

7. Not media-whorey enough Shoeempress, they will also report that

Kerry has regret for that "damned trial lawyer he added to the ticket"

[Shoeempress]

17. And Kerry will resign his Massachusetts bar membership also.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

8. Candy Car Crowley will be annoucing the numbers as such:

Bush 200%
Others 0%

:silly:

[ollie3]

10. Oh...the numbers will be Kerry65%, Bush 30%....

And the headline and all the talk will be how this shows Bush has a decisive lead. The question will be can Kerry possibly overcome this?

[ollie3]

12. Yup, and it will also mention the HUNDREDS of folks....

who saw Clinton/Kerry. And postulate that Kerry needs to be drawing bigger crowds or he is through....

[Anaxamander]

11. Bush 100%, Kerry 1%

with a 1% margin of error. (tm Kent Brockman)

[VOX]

14. Let's see -- Gallup's numbers spewing out of Wood-muff's mouth...

Vectoring for wind velocity, and offsetting any continental drift, I'd say that it's Warren G. Harding in the catbird seat, followed closely by Nader in his smoking Corvair. Poll sample comprised all surviving WWI vets living in the Shady Glen retirement home in Yuma, AZ.

All is well! :headbang:

[Beetwasher]

15. Bush SURGE Due To Bad News Out Of Iraq and Shitty Economy

Because people think ONLY Bush can fix the mess he got us into...:shrug: Or some such nonsense...

I predict since so many other polls have mo going to Kerry, they will unleash Gallup to put a kaibosh on it and run with this "stunning" poll result for days in order to drown out news of all other polls...

[TSIAS]

16. 51-46 (LV), 49-47 (RV) in favor of Bush

Have yet to see their methodology.

[jezebel]

18. It was 52-44 Bush LV last week, so they are showing the movement to Kerry.

nt

[annxburns]

19. Yah, for Gallup - these numbers aren't that bad.

Thier likely voter model is completely f'ed up. The registered voters show what other polls do - tied within MOE. If Kerry is tied in corporate polls he is in excellent shape, especially given they had Gore down by 5-8% and Kerry gets most of the new voters ....

[MidwestTransplant]

21. That's it?

[maine_raptor]

20. I'm going with

51% Bush, 49% Kerry

"too close to call, so we can jack our ad rates up even more now"

"10 hobos, 4 pigeons, and an odd bag lady or two attended the Kerry/Clinton Rally in Philly today, and some on-lookers thought that one of the bag ladies resembled a former Clinton White House intern named...."

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

22. I heard 52 - 4O something

the usual

[Dob Bole]

23. 70 Bush, 20 Kerry, 10 Nader, -1 Badnarik