Hey you mopey bastidges! Cheer the fsck up!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

Fer chrissake, NYTimes endorsement to go with all the other major daily endorsements, WaPo showing Kerry with a 10 pt. lead in the battleground states...and our candidates are sentient and human, as opposed to their opponents.

And some of you are worrying. Sheesh. Take the night off from your ulcer. Go out. Parteeee.Get a snootful. Get two snootfuls, they're small. Have big stinkin' fun. Get boinked in the back seat of your car. Something.:party::party::party:

This election won't matter a whit if we are all insane on November 3rd.

This has been a Tandalayo Scheisskopf No-Shitter Alert. I am Tandalayo Scheisskopf and I will stomp a mudhole in yer' ass and walk it dry if you don't think I endorse this message.

[olddem43]

1. Does "get a snootful" mean the same as it did about 30 or 40 years ago?

I'm confused. Please enlighten an old guy.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. You bet it does!

Now, I cannot drink anymore(as a duty to humanity and civilization, and in the hopes of maintaining the few remaining synaptic links I have...), so I am counting on you guys to do it for me.

I will, on the other hand, close my eyes for a few seconds, fondly remember the taste and sensation of a cold frosty sliding down my neck and then remember that not drinking is the best thing I can do for myself and peace in our time, and then take another slug from my water bottle, secure in the knowledge that my dear friends on DU are holding up the side for me. ;-)

[pauliedangerously]

4. Wow...I've been glued to the computer all day....

I'm going to take your advice...should I start with a beer, a burbon, or a vodka? I'm feeling mighty festive right now.

:toast:

[Vincardog]

5. One Rum one Burbon and one Beer Repeat as necessary

[pauliedangerously]

12. I'll have to substitute vodka for rum....

but the burbon's been done.

[meganmonkey]

9. i'm hittin' the bourbon, myself

actually, thanks for your simple and important reminder

it's been a gray day

:hug:

[pauliedangerously]

13. Tennessee or Kentucky?

[meganmonkey]

17. kentucky. knob creek.

yum.

[pauliedangerously]

18. Nice...

Kentucky for me too, but good old JB. Used to drink Henry Mckenna whan I lived in Virginia.

[lablue]

2. exactly

At this point, Bush would have to defy history to win reelection, since no incumbent has done so with polls showing the race dead even and a majority of voters believing the country is headed in the wrong direction at this point in the race. (from today's washington post front page article on karl rove)

[puddycat]

6. its been years and years

since I've been boinked in the backseat of a car. Thanks for bringing back some fond memories! Although you'll have to excuse me if I don't take your advice--mainly because I'm too old mature to appreciate the fine ambience of faux carseat leather and door handles stuck in the back of my head.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. Oh. c'mon!

LIVE IT UP! Get the hence to a bar with a gravel parking lot juke joint, get lit and do the horizontal bop in the back seat! It's the American Way! ;-)

[ezekiel333]

7. Boinked in a car question...

Does the shifter count as a three way?

Sound snootful medical advice taken, I am now off to drink your share Tandalayo! I promise to be only a danger to myself.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

10. Thanks!

Trust me: The world does not want, nor can or will it tolerate a drunken Me, one more time.

Tis a far, far better thing I do...;-)

As per the shfter question: Think "technological enhancement of the experience". Make sure you take pictures and post them in the binary newsgroups on Usenet. :D

[ezekiel333]

11. Let the fear and loathing begin...

Thank you Dr.Tandalayo, I will inform the bride that it is a "technological enhancement of the experience" and pictures must be provided.

Later..........

[olddem43]

14. Naw, that old story is an urban myth -

She didn't die, just fell in love and married a '40 Chevy.

[leftist.]

15. gin and tonic here!

it took me like five minutes to write this post!!! bless the people at bombay sapphire!

[Borgnine]

16. We're going to lose.

They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Dean. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Gephardt. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Kucinich. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Sharpton. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Lieberman. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Moseley Braun. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Clark. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Hillary. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Gore. They're going to steal it again. The people in this country are sheep. The media is corrupt. We should have nominated Bush.

See? This is much more fun.

[pauliedangerously]

19. HEY COME ON MAN!!!

How about a little optimism here?? At least they won't try yo bring back prohibition...fuckin-a....WHAT IF THEY DO????